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pat_k

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39. NICE Agent (Canada)

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 01:11 PM

Monday

If only the conduct actually reflected this new name, as with this guy!

"Up here in Canada, we know that ICE is always cold, but NICE never gets old!"

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'Do it': Trump issues late night order to change key agency name to troll media [View all] riversedge Monday OP

When the ICE agent is Canadian... 🇨🇦 riversedge Monday #1

LOL. That was clever. -nt CrispyQ Monday #9

There are many good people. Thanks. twodogsbarking Monday #25

ICE isn't the name. He would need to change the name to National Immigration Customs Enforcement. LeftInTX Monday #2

The media could still say ICE Farmer-Rick Monday #3

or the media ccould say 'the National ICE' agents Mr.Bee Monday #13

LICE is better. twodogsbarking Monday #4

We have a WINNER riversedge Monday #10

Would that make the folks hiring them nit pickers? 2MuchNoise Monday #12

LICE ain't nice. twodogsbarking Monday #24

No, sicko Krazny! It was USICE and everyone called it ICE. Now that it's NICE, it's still ICE! Wonder Why Monday #5

I was expecting him to change the name to Jerry2144 Monday #6

now that's perfect LymphocyteLover Monday #15

Much more appropriate! Hey Joe Monday #19

So apropos! Festivito Monday #34

His birthday is coming up -misanthroptimist Monday #7

The letter I BattleRow Monday #21

A timed package, in gold, of Aerosolize Fentanyl dave99 Monday #35

'Just one day after surviving another assassination attempt...' J_William_Ryan Monday #8

No, he did survive it. -misanthroptimist Monday #23

'Merica's Immigration & Customs Enforcement or MICE 2MuchNoise Monday #11

they don't call them "USICE" so why would they call them "NICE"? So dumb LymphocyteLover Monday #14

I do a radio program each week. I will be saying "National ICE" No biggie... :-) CapnSteve Monday #16

He should also change HIS name to Asshole King_Klonopin Monday #17

Too late! kentuck Monday #18

I prefer: "Local ICE" AverageOldGuy Monday #20

The media will simply refer to it as truthisfreedom Monday #22

That'll fix it. Mblaze Monday #26

ICE to NICE? Dave Id Monday #27

So now some rando internet woman with a fake name and photo is advising our government? FakeNoose Monday #28

Personally, i prefer LICE agents. ananda Monday #29

Close, but not quite accurate. notKeith Monday #30

We are the most propagandized people who have ever lived on the face of this earth. It is getting so PatrickforB Monday #31

National Socialist Immigration and Customs Enforcement Zelda_Orchid Monday #32

Please stop taking ejaculations by someone with access to his website as "orders" muriel_volestrangler Monday #33

Media is owned by Republicans dave99 Monday #36

Maybe the media will go directly to "goon squad" instead. Vinca Monday #37

N for Nazi. cstanleytech Monday #38

NICE Agent (Canada) pat_k Monday #39

Notorius I.C.E. Deminpenn Monday #40

More Nazi I.C.E. cstanleytech Monday #42

We could still say F*ck Nice! joanbarnes Monday #41

You know what they say eringer Monday #43