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Aussie105

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3. No doubt Trump and the MAGAt press will make mileage on this.
Sun Apr 26, 2026, 03:17 AM
Sunday

MAGAt press: Our immortal leader faced death bravely!

Trump: I stood my ground, face the killer fearlessly, and downed him with my big scary stare!

Melania: Shit, you brought me to another dump Donald!

Super Secret Service guys: We are brave boys! We deserve a pat on the head!

Analysts pretending to be smart: full analysis of the shooter's childhood, influences, where he went wrong, etc.

Then the Sun goes down, time passes, the Sun goes up, and nothing changes.

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