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113. Vance will not succeed or be anointed as the new King of the MAGA Red Hat Brigade.

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 06:14 PM

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He has no charisma what so ever. Every time he opens his mouth he steps on his own dick. He would need to be more nimble and convincing. He thinks he is an intellectual maven who is miles ahead and smarter than the dirty filthy unwashed masses of MAGA-land and/or the general population here state side.

JD has not got a chance in either heaven or hell to park his ass in the Oval Office come 2028. Even with Peter Thiel picking up his tab and acting as his Steward/Groom of the Stool - the public can not stomach Hillbilly Elegy - as he marches around incessantly with a silver spoon in his mouth while he flies around on someone else's private jet.

Portraying himself as an average blow Joe,... all the while thinking deep down inside that everyone who passes by should stop and then polish the diamonds and rubies on his royal crown.

Go wash and polish your crown in/with toilet water - JD you zero nobody who has convinced himself he is somebody very important and incomprehensibly smart.

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'I Am Sorry for Misleading People': Tucker Carlson Delivers Jaw-Dropping Mea Culpa for Endorsing Trump [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

Not intentional? This isn't an apology to America. yardwork Yesterday #1

'It was not intentional' is deliberately misleading (a lie) ToxMarz Yesterday #8

Yeah, got a few leopard bites. ananda Yesterday #74

Tucker is sorry only for the War and Epstein. He and the other contras have no problem with any other trumpery. Marcuse 18 hrs ago #136

THIS!!! calimary Yesterday #101

Sooo many Americans recognized the bag of shit for what it was. BUT... Beartracks Yesterday #118

Oh yeah. I "loved" being called names. calimary 21 hrs ago #130

He knew what he was doing, no doubt, but I am OK with his apology if it helps open MAGAts eyes. He has a huge following, Escurumbele Yesterday #47

That's how I feel about it, too calguy Yesterday #84

It's part of the Civil War going on in the Republican party womanofthehills Yesterday #92

Exactly. H2O Man Yesterday #93

Good info on podcasters flamingdem 23 hrs ago #125

Hey, you're not alone, flamingdem! calimary 20 hrs ago #132

Simple is the way! flamingdem 9 hrs ago #137

small correction note - he's an Episcopalian WyLoochka 18 hrs ago #135

Break glass, save career, run from the dumpster fire! bucolic_frolic Yesterday #2

Rats leaving a sinking ship. sop Yesterday #3

.... and desperately trying to re-brand himself then dive head first into the running for president pool come 2028.. magicarpet Yesterday #13

My first thought as well NCDem47 Yesterday #21

Rats preparing the general public to transition wnylib Yesterday #52

I don't think it will work. cab67 Yesterday #107

Vance will not succeed or be anointed as the new King of the MAGA Red Hat Brigade. magicarpet Yesterday #113

Seesaw.............. Lovie777 Yesterday #4

You helped to cause this nightmare with your lies and Russian sponsored misinformation Tucker. Botany Yesterday #5

His anti-vaccine bullshit also killed 1,000,000 people during COVID. Initech Yesterday #80

And you know he has gotten the Coronavirus vaccine shots because when he worked for Fox because .... Botany Yesterday #95

This clown is actually setting the stage for johnnyfins Yesterday #6

I have no doubt that he's got Putin's cell # on speed-dial FakeNoose Yesterday #11

This message was self-deleted by its author ybbor Yesterday #7

Nope! Lemon Lyman Yesterday #9

This Little boy-man Tucker,.. magicarpet Yesterday #10

He has ZERO chance of becoming the nominee, lets use his apology to have MAGAts read it, maybe it will do some good. Escurumbele Yesterday #48

The GOPee stable of reasonable 2028 presidential candidates is slim pickins magicarpet Yesterday #75

And Slim Pickens is dead. LONG dead. calimary Yesterday #105

You're a day late and a buck short Tucker. Ray Bruns Yesterday #12

Tucker is savoring the thought of parking his ass in the Oval Office behind the Resolute Desk. magicarpet Yesterday #17

Emergency climate report: Hell freezes over! Wonder Why Yesterday #14

WE have all known it for 10 years or more, which means you must be dumber than a mud fence. Scrivener7 Yesterday #15

Right? This is EXACTLY who Pedo was when they propped him up AllyCat Yesterday #31

And they knew it as well as we did, but the wheels are falling off the gravy train now, so they're oh so sorry. Scrivener7 Yesterday #32

That's how many German citizen felt in the late 1940s. BradBo Yesterday #16

bullshit. barbtries Yesterday #18

100% right. Anything short of saying he should have supported Kamala Harris, proves he's being deceitful ffr Yesterday #71

You know who this reminds me of? Remember Jimmy Swaggart? FakeNoose Yesterday #91

rest of the story builder Yesterday #102

Oh my God he could be related to Chump! FakeNoose Yesterday #114

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #138

Louisiana Hooker with Herpes JoseBalow 23 hrs ago #126

Bow Tie Boy UpInArms Yesterday #19

Works for me. calimary 21 hrs ago #131

trump will make him kacekwl Yesterday #20

So, he is now upset, mainly because Cheetolini does not like him anymore. OldBaldy1701E Yesterday #22

He's soooo sorry. So was Joe Rogan until last week. Bengus81 Yesterday #23

Yeah seriously jfz9580m Yesterday #25

I've noticed that people on the right, can have deep disagreements with trump, but... Omnipresent Yesterday #49

Bullshit jfz9580m Yesterday #24

Bad on me Tucker, until i make money on next one. Festivito Yesterday #26

Many of us would like to torment you. Where does the line form? CaptainTruth Yesterday #27

So Tuckums felt tormented for a long time for boosting Donald John? Vogon_Glory Yesterday #28

Go back to Russia, Carlson, you jerk! Norrrm Yesterday #29

People of a certain age (usually over 55) remember when being "a tool of the Kremlin" was an insult Vogon_Glory Yesterday #37

"....aren't a threat anymore." ???? Ukraine would like a word! OhioBack2Blue Yesterday #51

I should have expressed myself more clearly, but while Vogon_Glory Yesterday #73

He can show how much this torments him by helping us stop AllyCat Yesterday #30

The Swanson Pot Pie boys made out good. Fucker and bro Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson. CurtEastPoint Yesterday #33

Trying to rebrand, like the other rats jmbar2 Yesterday #34

You outright LIED, endlessly, relentlessly, deliberately. YOU will be niyad Yesterday #35

I'll take the win. JohnnyRingo Yesterday #36

Screw YOU, Tucker! SS32867 Yesterday #38

Welcome to DU! Wednesdays Yesterday #63

Welcome to DU, SS32867! calimary Yesterday #106

He's rebranding himself agingdem Yesterday #39

Kinda fun watching him crawl, tho... CTyankee Yesterday #69

And I am investing my rubles in U S real estate as a show of patriotism! bluedigger Yesterday #40

Well......... twodogsbarking Yesterday #41

His first step on the way to a presidential run. coffeenap Yesterday #42

But next month he'll be back to sucking up to the Orange Anus. WestMichRad Yesterday #43

Alysa Milano said it best PJMcK Yesterday #44

Well well well. calimary Yesterday #108

How was it not intentional? SamuelAdams Yesterday #45

Exactly. My first thought when reading this. Marie Marie Yesterday #89

No JoseBalow Yesterday #46

So he's that fucking dumb. The first four Emile Yesterday #50

He's sorry it didn't work out the way he had hoped, not sorry for his actual ambition-driven actions. NT Gore1FL Yesterday #53

So Tucker has a brother named Buckley? PatSeg Yesterday #54

"it was not intentional" My bullshit meter vaporized instantly at that lie. cstanleytech Yesterday #55

"I Am Sorry..." LudwigPastorius Yesterday #56

Too little too late, Carlson Grim Chieftain Yesterday #57

It was most certainly intentional and this is opportunistic Bristlecone Yesterday #58

I like how you put that, Bristlecone! calimary Yesterday #109

Won't get you out of the treason tribunal. travelingthrulife Yesterday #59

Running For President Coolgoober Yesterday #60

It's a good start. Wednesdays Yesterday #61

Your mea culpa is not worth anything. How come the rest of us knew he was a narcissistic idiot who thinks he's a genius surfered Yesterday #62

Too little, too late edhopper Yesterday #64

And the next Republican prick to follow in Trump's footsteps, Tucker Baitball Blogger Yesterday #65

They still support 95% if what he's doing. Johnny2X2X Yesterday #66

Is this a warning for his own or the felon's upcoming polonium cocktail JT45242 Yesterday #67

on days like these, let me say.... CTyankee Yesterday #68

..."a moment to wrestle with our own consciences"...... SergeStorms Yesterday #70

"in very small ways". Nope. You'll have to do better than that. Bluetus Yesterday #72

I will never forget these people and what their actions contributed toward. hamsterjill Yesterday #76

Your a lying mother fucker tucker carlson republianmushroom Yesterday #77

Carlson confesses. usonian Yesterday #78

If you know you've mislead people MW67 Yesterday #79

Even TRUMP just wasn't Nazi enough for him. 50 Shades Of Blue Yesterday #81

TOO LATE ASSHOLE AZ8theist Yesterday #82

Yes, it was Icanthinkformyself Yesterday #83

Go to hell. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #85

well... orleans Yesterday #86

Screw him, too. He was pushing TACO and TACOism up until recently. marble falls Yesterday #87

Time for Tucker to move on and exploit Sneederbunk Yesterday #88

Not buying it one bit blue-wave Yesterday #90

'I Am Sorry" does not equal a free pass...He can go to hell along with his sycophants..nt. mitch96 Yesterday #94

" and millions of people like us are the reason..." Grins Yesterday #96

Until the next piece of shit arrives on the scene... EarthFirst Yesterday #97

The Trumpanzees aren't going to dump Trump as a result. Aristus Yesterday #98

I'll take the cracks, but AFAIK he remains a Christian nationalist, white supremacist hack pat_k Yesterday #99

This is performative - don't buy any of it. AStern Yesterday #100

Another sociopathic opportunist... returnee Yesterday #103

If you are really sorry . . . AverageOldGuy Yesterday #104

Hey Swanson food heir ............pound sand...........look in the mirror you privilege .............P....O.....S.... turbinetree Yesterday #110

Burn the lifeboats JHB Yesterday #111

This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Yesterday #112

Sorry Tucker, now fuck off. COL Mustard Yesterday #115

I don't buy it. I watched as much of the "interview" as I could, and...well... FailureToCommunicate Yesterday #116

No one with a double digit IQ is believing this BS! BigmanPigman Yesterday #117

Tucker trying to reinvent himself? Aussie105 Yesterday #119

Womp Womp purr-rat beauty Yesterday #120

Yeah whatever, you bow tie wearing prick! Crowman2009 Yesterday #121

'I don't buy it': Nicolle reacts to Tucker Carlson's apology for helping to re-elect Trump - Deadline - MS NOW Rhiannon12866 Yesterday #122

Thanks for posting this clip, Rhiannon. When I saw it today, I thought Carusone and Miller had the logical take on KitFox 22 hrs ago #127

Awww, thanks so much. And I also completely agree with Nicolle Wallace, Carlson has proven that he can't be trusted Rhiannon12866 22 hrs ago #128

Fish sticks can go fuck off Javaman Yesterday #123

Well, he needn't worry about me. He never mislead me. Might have been responsible for some nausea. Martin68 Yesterday #124

We don't forgive or nor will we forget what you did LogDog75 22 hrs ago #129

"it made you money. " Aussie105 20 hrs ago #133

It's all pro wrestling now Blumancru 19 hrs ago #134