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magicarpet

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10. This Little boy-man Tucker,..

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 08:08 AM

12 hrs ago

... is contemplating a run for president come 2028.

Trying to clean up his act and look more presentable by separating himself from the rancid cesspool of raw sewage known as Team trDUMP.

Look at me now and embrace me,... I am batheing and scrubbing my self with a wire brush to publicly and aggressively remove the Orange Shitler taint.

Please give me your vote when I campaign for the White people's White House and send me to Washington DC. So I can have my own rich boy reign of terror modeled as that of djt, but way way worse.

Tucker is trying to re-brand himself as the more likable and cuddlier KKKrishtun Nazi extremist. He will select Viktor Orban as his running mate for VeePee.

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'I Am Sorry for Misleading People': Tucker Carlson Delivers Jaw-Dropping Mea Culpa for Endorsing Trump [View all] BumRushDaShow 13 hrs ago OP

Not intentional? This isn't an apology to America. yardwork 13 hrs ago #1

'It was not intentional' is deliberately misleading (a lie) ToxMarz 12 hrs ago #8

Yeah, got a few leopard bites. ananda 9 hrs ago #74

THIS!!! calimary 4 hrs ago #101

Sooo many Americans recognized the bag of shit for what it was. BUT... Beartracks 1 hr ago #118

He knew what he was doing, no doubt, but I am OK with his apology if it helps open MAGAts eyes. He has a huge following, Escurumbele 11 hrs ago #47

That's how I feel about it, too calguy 7 hrs ago #84

It's part of the Civil War going on in the Republican party womanofthehills 5 hrs ago #92

Exactly. H2O Man 5 hrs ago #93

Break glass, save career, run from the dumpster fire! bucolic_frolic 13 hrs ago #2

Rats leaving a sinking ship. sop 12 hrs ago #3

.... and desperately trying to re-brand himself then dive head first into the running for president pool come 2028.. magicarpet 12 hrs ago #13

My first thought as well NCDem47 12 hrs ago #21

Rats preparing the general public to transition wnylib 10 hrs ago #52

I don't think it will work. cab67 3 hrs ago #107

Vance will not succeed or be anointed as the new King of the MAGA Red Hat Brigade. magicarpet 2 hrs ago #113

Seesaw.............. Lovie777 12 hrs ago #4

You helped to cause this nightmare with your lies and Russian sponsored misinformation Tucker. Botany 12 hrs ago #5

His anti-vaccine bullshit also killed 1,000,000 people during COVID. Initech 8 hrs ago #80

And you know he has gotten the Coronavirus vaccine shots because when he worked for Fox because .... Botany 5 hrs ago #95

This clown is actually setting the stage for johnnyfins 12 hrs ago #6

I have no doubt that he's got Putin's cell # on speed-dial FakeNoose 12 hrs ago #11

This message was self-deleted by its author ybbor 12 hrs ago #7

Nope! Lemon Lyman 12 hrs ago #9

This Little boy-man Tucker,.. magicarpet 12 hrs ago #10

He has ZERO chance of becoming the nominee, lets use his apology to have MAGAts read it, maybe it will do some good. Escurumbele 11 hrs ago #48

The GOPee stable of reasonable 2028 presidential candidates is slim pickins magicarpet 9 hrs ago #75

And Slim Pickens is dead. LONG dead. calimary 3 hrs ago #105

You're a day late and a buck short Tucker. Ray Bruns 12 hrs ago #12

Tucker is savoring the thought of parking his ass in the Oval Office behind the Resolute Desk. magicarpet 12 hrs ago #17

Emergency climate report: Hello freezes over! Wonder Why 12 hrs ago #14

WE have all known it for 10 years or more, which means you must be dumber than a mud fence. Scrivener7 12 hrs ago #15

Right? This is EXACTLY who Pedo was when they propped him up AllyCat 11 hrs ago #31

And they knew it as well as we did, but the wheels are falling off the gravy train now, so they're oh so sorry. Scrivener7 11 hrs ago #32

That's how many German citizen felt in the late 1940s. BradBo 12 hrs ago #16

bullshit. barbtries 12 hrs ago #18

100% right. Anything short of saying he should have supported Kamala Harris, proves he's being deceitful ffr 9 hrs ago #71

You know who this reminds me of? Remember Jimmy Swaggart? FakeNoose 6 hrs ago #91

rest of the story builder 4 hrs ago #102

Oh my God he could be related to Chump! FakeNoose 2 hrs ago #114

Bow Tie Boy UpInArms 12 hrs ago #19

trump will make him kacekwl 12 hrs ago #20

So, he is now upset, mainly because Cheetolini does not like him anymore. OldBaldy1701E 12 hrs ago #22

He's soooo sorry. So was Joe Rogan until last week. Bengus81 12 hrs ago #23

Yeah seriously jfz9580m 11 hrs ago #25

I've noticed that people on the right, can have deep disagreements with trump, but... Omnipresent 11 hrs ago #49

Bullshit jfz9580m 11 hrs ago #24

Bad on me Tucker, until i make money on next one. Festivito 11 hrs ago #26

Many of us would like to torment you. Where does the line form? CaptainTruth 11 hrs ago #27

So Tuckums felt tormented for a long time for boosting Donald John? Vogon_Glory 11 hrs ago #28

Go back to Russia, Carlson, you jerk! Norrrm 11 hrs ago #29

People of a certain age (usually over 55) remember when being "a tool of the Kremlin" was an insult Vogon_Glory 11 hrs ago #37

"....aren't a threat anymore." ???? Ukraine would like a word! OhioBack2Blue 10 hrs ago #51

I should have expressed myself more clearly, but while Vogon_Glory 9 hrs ago #73

He can show how much this torments him by helping us stop AllyCat 11 hrs ago #30

The Swanson Pot Pie boys made out good. Fucker and bro Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson. CurtEastPoint 11 hrs ago #33

Trying to rebrand, like the other rats jmbar2 11 hrs ago #34

You outright LIED, endlessly, relentlessly, deliberately. YOU will be niyad 11 hrs ago #35

I'll take the win. JohnnyRingo 11 hrs ago #36

Screw YOU, Tucker! SS32867 11 hrs ago #38

Welcome to DU! Wednesdays 10 hrs ago #63

Welcome to DU, SS32867! calimary 3 hrs ago #106

He's rebranding himself agingdem 11 hrs ago #39

Kinda fun watching him crawl, tho... CTyankee 9 hrs ago #69

And I am investing my rubles in U S real estate as a show of patriotism! bluedigger 11 hrs ago #40

Well......... twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #41

His first step on the way to a presidential run. coffeenap 11 hrs ago #42

But next month he'll be back to sucking up to the Orange Anus. WestMichRad 11 hrs ago #43

Alysa Milano said it best PJMcK 11 hrs ago #44

Well well well. calimary 3 hrs ago #108

How was it not intentional? SamuelAdams 11 hrs ago #45

Exactly. My first thought when reading this. Marie Marie 6 hrs ago #89

No JoseBalow 11 hrs ago #46

So he's that fucking dumb. The first four Emile 10 hrs ago #50

He's sorry it didn't work out the way he had hoped, not sorry for his actual ambition-driven actions. NT Gore1FL 10 hrs ago #53

So Tucker has a brother named Buckley? PatSeg 10 hrs ago #54

"it was not intentional" My bullshit meter vaporized instantly at that lie. cstanleytech 10 hrs ago #55

"I Am Sorry..." LudwigPastorius 10 hrs ago #56

Too little too late, Carlson Grim Chieftain 10 hrs ago #57

It was most certainly intentional and this is opportunistic Bristlecone 10 hrs ago #58

I like how you put that, Bristlecone! calimary 3 hrs ago #109

Won't get you out of the treason tribunal. travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #59

Running For President Coolgoober 10 hrs ago #60

It's a good start. Wednesdays 10 hrs ago #61

Your mea culpa is not worth anything. How come the rest of us knew he was a narcissistic idiot who thinks he's a genius surfered 10 hrs ago #62

Too little, too late edhopper 10 hrs ago #64

And the next Republican prick to follow in Trump's footsteps, Tucker Baitball Blogger 10 hrs ago #65

They still support 95% if what he's doing. Johnny2X2X 10 hrs ago #66

Is this a warning for his own or the felon's upcoming polonium cocktail JT45242 10 hrs ago #67

on days like these, let me say.... CTyankee 10 hrs ago #68

..."a moment to wrestle with our own consciences"...... SergeStorms 9 hrs ago #70

"in very small ways". Nope. You'll have to do better than that. Bluetus 9 hrs ago #72

I will never forget these people and what their actions contributed toward. hamsterjill 9 hrs ago #76

Your a lying mother fucker tucker carlson republianmushroom 8 hrs ago #77

Carlson confesses. usonian 8 hrs ago #78

If you know you've mislead people MW67 8 hrs ago #79

Even TRUMP just wasn't Nazi enough for him. 50 Shades Of Blue 8 hrs ago #81

TOO LATE ASSHOLE AZ8theist 8 hrs ago #82

Yes, it was Icanthinkformyself 7 hrs ago #83

Go to hell. 2MuchNoise 7 hrs ago #85

well... orleans 7 hrs ago #86

Screw him, too. He was pushing TACO and TACOism up until recently. marble falls 7 hrs ago #87

Time for Tucker to move on and exploit Sneederbunk 6 hrs ago #88

Not buying it one bit blue-wave 6 hrs ago #90

'I Am Sorry" does not equal a free pass...He can go to hell along with his sycophants..nt. mitch96 5 hrs ago #94

" and millions of people like us are the reason..." Grins 5 hrs ago #96

Until the next piece of shit arrives on the scene... EarthFirst 4 hrs ago #97

The Trumpanzees aren't going to dump Trump as a result. Aristus 4 hrs ago #98

I'll take the cracks, but AFAIK he remains a Christian nationalist, white supremacist hack pat_k 4 hrs ago #99

This is performative - don't buy any of it. AStern 4 hrs ago #100

Another sociopathic opportunist... returnee 4 hrs ago #103

If you are really sorry . . . AverageOldGuy 3 hrs ago #104

Hey Swanson food heir ............pound sand...........look in the mirror you privilege .............P....O.....S.... turbinetree 3 hrs ago #110

Burn the lifeboats JHB 3 hrs ago #111

nice try, Tucker Skittles 3 hrs ago #112

Sorry Tucker, now fuck off. COL Mustard 2 hrs ago #115

I don't buy it. I watched as much of the "interview" as I could, and...well... FailureToCommunicate 2 hrs ago #116

No one with a double digit IQ is believing this BS! BigmanPigman 1 hr ago #117

Tucker trying to reinvent himself? Aussie105 1 hr ago #119