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54. All right, so what's the catch? Where does it get super creepy and weird? Does he plan to paint it with semen?

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 06:10 AM

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Is he going to demolish the building and rebuild a structure there using his own feces and boogers?
Is he going to brandish a paint roller and threaten to nuke someone?

Because for that asshole, it has to get weird for him to get hard. Always. It's gonna get weird. It's only a question of how.

Otherwise, this could be F47's single most normal undertaking since 2015. A bit on the OCD side of unnecessary micromanagement tasks for a president, but frankly I prefer him operating in this domain of picking out shades of paint for the facade of an office building compared to actually trying to handle serious shit himself, so something's gotta give. Somehow, this relatively simple project is going to break bad, and we will suffer. It is the way.

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Trump proposes painting executive office building white [View all] BumRushDaShow Saturday OP

A distraction? Brought by his lapdog, CBS Captain Zero Saturday #1

I propose that... littlemissmartypants Saturday #2

HOW can he not have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS to be concerned with ????? eppur_se_muova Saturday #3

He is so out of his depth in foreign affairs and economic policy, all he focuses on is what he's always known... thesquanderer Saturday #13

He fancies himself an expert at renovation and design. forgotmylogin Saturday #20

I see it as a sign of his dementia ... SomewhereInTheMiddle Yesterday #53

He's a child. And everyone knows some_of_us_are_sane Saturday #4

EPSTEIN FILES....EPSTEIN FILES....EPSTEIN FILES....EPSTEIN FILES....EPSTEIN FILES.... Bengus81 Saturday #5

Gold trim!!!! AverageOldGuy Saturday #6

And another terrible idea resurfaces... yorkster Saturday #7

Ooh! That gives me an idea how we can keep him (more) distracted. tanyev Saturday #8

It is extremely sick that our country is dying and this man is concerned with redecorating!! Hope22 Saturday #9

Trump originally said he wanted to "remodel" the East wing. Multichromatic Saturday #10

The upcoming Democratic president can quickly repaint it BLUE. KY_EnviroGuy Saturday #11

Doesn't he have more important things to do radical noodle Saturday #12

If he can't paint it... COL Mustard Saturday #14

I think Rebl2 Saturday #15

*decorator. eggplant Saturday #19

daycorater. tacky tacky tacky. pansypoo53219 Saturday #41

This building has been subject to criticism since 1957..... reACTIONary Saturday #16

_ LudwigPastorius Saturday #18

Yeah, like, that building... reACTIONary Saturday #22

Instead of wanting to destroy, renovate or paint the shit house kimbutgar Saturday #17

The proposal IS to paint it. Not destroy it.... reACTIONary Saturday #21

He had mused about this last November and was sued by similar Preservationist groups suing for the ballroom BumRushDaShow Saturday #24

Thanks. It looks like he is more involved .... reACTIONary Saturday #29

OT but BumRushDaShow Saturday #43

Thanks for the further information... reACTIONary Saturday #44

I grew up in an area of Philly that still has a lot of Victorian houses BumRushDaShow Sunday #46

Sorry to bug you BumRushDaShow Sunday #47

Wow! Thanks! Very amusing.... reACTIONary Sunday #48

The style of units in that 2nd pic are everywhere here! BumRushDaShow Sunday #49

Geeze. Did the architect of that building kill your great grandfather or something? Wiz Imp Sunday #51

Painting it will make it harder to maintain, water gets behind the paint, the stone can't breath Blues Heron Saturday #26

I don't think so. The proposal says that... reACTIONary Saturday #31

thats just bullshit, repainting that thing will have to be nearly continuous, whereas the granite is holding up fine. Blues Heron Saturday #33

Yeah, well, like, that's... reACTIONary Saturday #38

What's his cut? Icanthinkformyself Saturday #23

Could have been worse. He could have wanted it painted gold. n/t Emrys Saturday #25

;-{) White with touch of Neon Goonch Saturday #27

That's gotta be one of the least destructive ideas he's had in his second term. Unlike his other building/remodeling Fil1957 Saturday #28

"You could even make an argument that it looks good." BumRushDaShow Saturday #32

This is the shit he spends his time on. Joinfortmill Saturday #30

An eyesore?! It's a beautiful building! 50 Shades Of Blue Saturday #34

Yeah, Paris is full of those "old eyesores". LudwigPastorius Saturday #37

Trump Officials Sued for Plan to Repaint Eisenhower Building (1) Nov. 17, 2025, 10:01 AM CST riversedge Saturday #35

Another anti-GOP campaign ad in the making Redleg Saturday #36

That's one behemoth building. John1956PA Saturday #39

Heh dipshit painting marble and slate white will make the building disintegrate faster turbinetree Saturday #40

It is characterized as slate colored, but.... reACTIONary Saturday #45

MAGIC paint. usonian Saturday #42

Would look pretty silly IMHO... Adeptus2272 Sunday #50

It would look terrible painted white. Wiz Imp Sunday #52

All right, so what's the catch? Where does it get super creepy and weird? Does he plan to paint it with semen? 0rganism Yesterday #54