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PROJECT PLEASE, SIR.

Sign up for a Truth Social account and tag him throughout the day, asking for his opinion—on anything. Spread the praise and flattery very thick.

1. Getting ready in the morning. Post a picture of a suit with two different shirt/tie options. Please, Sir, I need the advice of someone who always looks like a winner. Which shirt and tie should I wear to my interview? Thank you Sir.

2. Shopping. Send in a picture of an (expensive) car with two color options. Please, Sir, I need an opinion from someone who is always in control. Which one of these cars should I buy to make me look more powerful? Thank you Sir.

3. Dining. Send in a picture of a restaurant menu (preferably expensive). Please, Sir, you always know the right thing to eat. What should I order? Thank you Sir.

4. Home Remodeling. Send in a few interior pictures of a house. Please, Sir, I need suggestions from someone who always has exquisite taste. How should I remodel my house? Thank you Sir.

5. Florsheims. Please, Sir, I am not a big manly man like you. I am more of a Marco Rubio-sized man and I don't think I can carry off your preferred style of Florsheim Shoes. Here is a picture of another style that feels more "me". Would it be acceptable? Thank you Sir.