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Ray Bruns

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44. Let me save you 2 hours of your life.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 01:56 PM

Yesterday

1. We won.
2. We need two more weeks of military actions because we won.
3. did you see the Melania movie.
4. This is a drawing of the new ballroom.
5. There will be no ground troops on Iran.
6. Okay, I’m sending in a few ground troops but it’s Biden’s fault.
7. Okay, I’m sending in a lot of ground troops which is why we need to send the A-10’s to the region.
8. I have the best polling ever!
9. It’s Obama’s fault.
10. Did I tell you I won the FIFA peace prize?
11. The 2020 election was rigged.
12. I really should have been awarded the Noble(sic) prize. Did I show you this picture of the ballroom.
13. It’s all Hilary Clinton’s fault.
14. Here’s some more pictures of my new ballroom.

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And listen to that bastard lie his ass off? Klarkashton Tuesday #1

April fool? shelshaw Tuesday #2

Yep, he sure is! Talitha Tuesday #12

"She said this Wednesday" (today is Tuesday) that "Trump will speak Thursday night?" hlthe2b Tuesday #3

Yeah. I had that as my original source. Someone at HQ will catch that. NT mahatmakanejeeves Tuesday #4

Booooooooooooo.... mysteryowl Tuesday #5

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How quickly will he go off script? pfitz59 Tuesday #9

I'm betting the "ballroom" photos show up after five minutes. Harker Yesterday #37

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"I think the war is very complete, pretty much" progree Tuesday #11

No thanks. llmart Tuesday #13

On April Fools' Day. AverageOldGuy Tuesday #14

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Happy birthday, though this is probably not the present you were hoping for. NT mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #39

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Orange Sphincter says what ???? Jack Valentino Tuesday #19

Time to declare victory (again) and TACO. LudwigPastorius Tuesday #20

TACO TACO MAN!!!!! BigmanPigman Tuesday #21

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Does he know that is when most Jews will spend the evening at a seder? karynnj Tuesday #24

Would he care even if he did know/had been told? RockRaven Yesterday #27

Seder should be over by 9 right? maxsolomon Yesterday #45

Buy this bottle of elixer and it will cure everything that ails you. Buddyzbuddy Yesterday #25

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which DUer will take it for the team Skittles Yesterday #29

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Isn't that past his beddy bye time? twodogsbarking Yesterday #43

Let me save you 2 hours of your life. Ray Bruns Yesterday #44

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