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LuvLoogie

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3. Dear wonderful President,

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Mon Mar 23, 2026, 05:12 PM

Monday

My name is Ayatollah Kom Pay Me. I am an Iranian Prince who admires your great peacemaking skills and wonders why you don't already have eight Nobel prizes for all the wars you have ended. Please help me end this war. All I need is $200 Billions sent to my Swiss accounts, and I promise to deliver all our nuclear dust and surrender bigly.

Sincerely,
Your Big Strong Iranian with Tears in His Eyes
The Best Ayatollah Kom Pay Me

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