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SergeStorms

(20,532 posts)

8. FAKE NEWS!

Reply to James48 (Original post)

Mon Mar 23, 2026, 04:40 PM

Monday

Burger King sales have soared at all airports with ICE "agents" at their posts.

Expect record profits from Restaurant Brands International Inc. during the the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd quarters. Past the 3rd quarter expect hospital profits to soar from all the double and triple bypass surgeries performed on said ICE "agents." 😁

This has been your DU stock market report for 3-23-2026.

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Highlight:

'No practical use': TSA experts say Trump's ICE deployments won't help with airport security [View all] James48 Monday OP

But this was the brilliant idea of "Linda from Arizona", how can it be wrong. CanonRay Monday #1

Of course it is. Srkdqltr Monday #2

No shit Sherlock. Ray Bruns Monday #3

Isn't everything Trump does or directs Congressional Republicans to do political publicity? ChicagoTeamster Monday #4

;-{) ICE TSA Goonch Monday #5

Like putting a bandaid on cancer. Talitha Monday #6

ICE officers go to TSA checkpoints at Trump's direction, while long wait times at airports persist Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #7

FAKE NEWS! SergeStorms Monday #8

ICE agents working hard to speed up TSA lines at this airport. LetMyPeopleVote Monday #9

Just another warmup for election time. BadgerKid Yesterday #10

MaddowBlog-5 unavoidable questions about Trump deploying ICE agents to airports LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #11

Joint statement from flight attendant unions LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #12

ICE agents came to Pittsburgh Int'l Airport yesterday, and there's no waiting line here FakeNoose 14 hrs ago #13