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Buddyzbuddy

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8. "DOJ will allow" them as direct hires. Don't you mean DOJ is begging and pleading.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 08:03 PM

Mar 16

Of course they have to get through that tough screening process. "Do you promise to call the President, daddy? And to kiss his big fat ugly arse all day, everyday, and do everything just as you're told to without thought no matter if it's unethical or illegal?"
Yes, then your in.

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DOJ to Allow Hiring of US Prosecutors Straight Out of Law School [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Mar 16 OP

Just like psychology - pre-licensed professional bucolic_frolic Mar 16 #1

Habba, Halligan, and Pirro underpants Mar 16 #6

Quite sure it is more likely from Liberty U. vs Harvard.....the bar is very, very low. walkingman Mar 16 #2

Pirro can attest to that... sheshe2 Mar 16 #7

HA! BEWARE Grads..It's a TRAP annabanana Mar 16 #3

Yup, kiss your career and future goodbye. Marie Marie Mar 16 #9

Good chance of ending up in prison. IrishAfricanAmerican Mar 17 #15

Sounds like a flood of Liberty and Regent U ideologues underpants Mar 16 #4

hitler youth are available. swear allegiance to the fuhrer and you're in nt msongs Mar 16 #5

"DOJ will allow" them as direct hires. Don't you mean DOJ is begging and pleading. Buddyzbuddy Mar 16 #8

ONLY TRUMP WHORES NEED APPLY Skittles Mar 16 #10

If you sieg heil fuhrer trump, you're qualified. Mysterian Mar 16 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Mar 16 #12

I didn't go to law school, but I've seen My Cousin Vinny, Matlock, and Suits. Is that good enough? nt SomewhereInTheMiddle Mar 17 #13

DOJ to Allow Hiring of US Prosecutors Straight Out of Hooters BaronChocula Mar 17 #14

As waitstaff or as customers? NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 17 #17

Hiring from the waitstaff for sure BaronChocula Mar 17 #18

Is "DOJ" pronounced like "DOGE"? JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 17 #16

MaddowBlog-DOJ reportedly lowers standards for federal prosecutors, adding to an unfortunate pattern LetMyPeopleVote Mar 17 #19

MS NOW- Pam Bondi will take whomever she can get in courtrooms LetMyPeopleVote Mar 19 #20