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Prairie Gates

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8. You see, our closest ally Israel, the most moral country on Earth, was going to attack preemptively
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 10:30 AM
Mar 3

And there was nothing we could do to prevent them from attacking.

But if they attacked, we knew that Iran would def, def, def, def, def attack us, which is to say, some military bases we have in the Middle East.

So, because Israel was def going to attack them, and they were then def gonna attack us, attacking them first was preemptive to them attacking us because Israel was attacking them, because Israel thought they would attack Israel.

See, it all makes sense! Crystal clear. Thanks, Li'l Marco.



In Vietnam we had the Domino Theory. For Iran, we have the "Ever Play 52 Pick-Up?" theory.

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Putin isn't the only person who has a copy of the Epstein files. gab13by13 Mar 3 #1
Or the pee-pee tapes......... Bengus81 Mar 3 #7
So Netanyahu is now controlling our foreign policy. Lonestarblue Mar 3 #2
He has, Israel has for decades controlled the US foreign policy LiberalArkie Mar 3 #15
O... a NEW excuse for why we started a war with Iran. Is this the third or fourth excuse now? Multichromatic Mar 3 #3
But wait! It gets better ...before it would've gotten worse before it did so we did underpants Mar 3 #4
An ultimatum to Israel would have been a far more effective way to "preempt" the entire horror show. pat_k Mar 3 #21
Israel has the ends, the US has the means. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 3 #5
the end is neigh Whip-poor-will Mar 3 #6
You see, our closest ally Israel, the most moral country on Earth, was going to attack preemptively Prairie Gates Mar 3 #8
See post 21 pat_k Mar 3 #22
hem. AllaN01Bear Mar 3 #9
Oh Little Marco...we don't believe you! N/T tonekat Mar 3 #10
Throwing excuses against the wall to see what sticks. DavidDvorkin Mar 3 #11
Israel has attacked its neighbors before w/o our intervention Historic NY Mar 3 #12
DOW down almost 1100 points right now. Or...$1100.00 in Bondi "I don't know what the hell Bengus81 Mar 3 #13
Don't forget Poland! fujiyamasan Mar 3 #20
Is the Dow low enough to investigate people named in the Epstein files? IronLionZion Mar 3 #30
What a bunch of hooey Bayard Mar 3 #14
Why does this blame game sound familiar? sarisataka Mar 3 #16
Trump says otherwise DavidDvorkin Mar 3 #17
Reminds me of the Iraq war. colorado_ufo Mar 3 #18
Using this logic, ISRAEL WAS THE IMMINENT THREAT, not Iran. AZ8theist Mar 3 #19
Rubio must have some really good weed. Uncle Joe Mar 3 #23
I think it's more than weed. llmart Mar 3 #24
The Real Thing? Uncle Joe Mar 3 #25
Yep. llmart Mar 3 #26
Trump assuredly wouldn't like Rubio saying this as it makes him look weak. David__77 Mar 3 #27
Smart people saying stupid things makes me sick. mwb970 Mar 3 #28
no one in tRUMP's admin. should be believed in anything they say or do. Period. tRUMP lies on everything. Everything. SWBTATTReg Mar 3 #29
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