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jmowreader

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21. Spurious News: Satan denies interfering with 2020 election!

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:40 PM

Feb 16

HELL (Spurious News Network) -- Pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell has accused Satan of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, which he claims is the reason Donald Trump wasn't reelected. Satan says that isn't so.

"Donald Trump, he's my boy," said Satan. "He's wreaked more havoc on the world than I ever dreamt of doing. He's responsible for what, seven of the ten plagues in the Bible? If I was going to do anything to that damned election I would have made sure Trump won it. Please understand I'm still throwing him in a lake of boiling hog manure once he gets down here, but while he's still alive I'm going to applaud his success."

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Mike Lindell drains nearly half his campaign cash to buy copies of his own book [View all] BumRushDaShow Feb 14 OP

He's a garbage human being. Swede Feb 14 #1

They burned books during hitlers reign, that was bullshit, BUT bluestarone Feb 14 #2

He's laundering campaign cash into his own pocket. House of Roberts Feb 14 #3

Yes, exactly. niyad Feb 14 #5

another... myohmy2 Feb 14 #4

So what we have is this: Wonder Why Feb 14 #6

His whole campaign is a grift. nt SunSeeker Feb 14 #7

- Lemon Lyman Feb 14 #8

Glad he's off the hard drugs Hey Joe Feb 14 #9

Yup, his brain is Swiss cheese TexasBushwhacker Feb 14 #20

The bigger story is that there are people who actually gave their money in order to elect this nut tulipsandroses Feb 14 #10

Lindell's campaign is a scam. He's broke after all the money he was swindled out of with his 2020 election fraud hunts ChicagoTeamster Feb 14 #11

The MyPedo CEO Blue Owl Feb 14 #12

I looked at his book page on Amazon nuxvomica Feb 14 #13

The votes for MN Governor's November 3, 2026 election have been counted and Mike is the winner twodogsbarking Feb 14 #14

There used to be 'freak shows" at county fairs. Now every day is one. twodogsbarking Feb 14 #15

I can't wait until he and RFK Jr dance off into the sunset together, holding hands and never being heard from again. generalbetrayus Feb 14 #16

He is such a joke. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Feb 14 #17

Looking like this is more a GO_FUNDME than bluestarone Feb 14 #18

The candidate lineup for the MNGOP is as LAME as it gets. ProudMNDemocrat Feb 14 #19

Spurious News: Satan denies interfering with 2020 election! jmowreader Feb 16 #21