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Chellee

(2,295 posts)
63. The sculptor is an idiot.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:11 PM
Feb 3

Trump, and by extension, Trump-like people never pay their bills.

Cottrill is currently holding the completed work at his Ohio foundry due to a dispute with the crypto bros who commissioned it. He has complained that they unlawfully used an image of his work to market their memecoin, which has since cratered in value.

According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the rights to the statue.


They already have what they wanted. An image to market, and the ability to say, "We paid an artist to create a statue of you sir!" He's never getting the rest of his money. Get a brain, moran!

On a side note, the hair on the thing makes it look like he has a ball cap on.

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May it be crapped on by a million birds. Diamond_Dog Feb 3 #1
First they come for the statue, then the peasants hang the king. The ole one-two. twodogsbarking Feb 3 #2
Baghdad all over again. SergeStorms Feb 4 #81
Yes, yes, oh yes twodogsbarking Feb 4 #82
I was so hoping this was Borowitz or the Onion. raccoon Feb 3 #3
Same here. SheltieLover Feb 3 #9
Seriously! yellow dahlia Feb 3 #55
His hubris has no limit. Lasher Feb 3 #59
And the people (MAGA Dumbfucks) bowed and prayed, to the neon god they'd made... Chasstev365 Feb 3 #4
Wish I could give this more recs! raccoon Feb 3 #22
Not The Onion? SheltieLover Feb 3 #5
That was my first question. Horrifying, unbelievable, but true, like so much with Drumpt. Timeflyer Feb 4 #71
This will be a golden opportunity...for us to paint him as corrupt and out of touch ms liberty Feb 3 #6
another reason for other leaders NJCher Feb 3 #46
My name is Donzymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! tanyev Feb 3 #7
"History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes." Grokenstein Feb 3 #11
Donzymandias.... FalloutShelter Feb 3 #35
I Think You Just Won The Internet PhilG Feb 4 #79
I can only hope it eventually gets pulled down like the statute of Saddam Hussein. Ocelot II Feb 3 #8
It will be toppled angryxyouth Feb 3 #12
the sculptor will probably NJCher Feb 3 #47
Wanna bet? OldBaldy1701E Feb 4 #75
Not with you NJCher Feb 4 #76
And they find Trump hiding in a "spider hole", excepting that the goober won't fit in a "spider hole". wcmagumba Feb 3 #27
Gross. The article has pictures (VOMIT WARNING) Grokenstein Feb 3 #10
Maybe they'll make piggy banks. Ocelot II Feb 3 #23
I wonder how many of the small ones will Figarosmom Feb 4 #67
Something something graven images... EarthFirst Feb 3 #13
There's precedent ... eppur_se_muova Feb 3 #14
Another garish display of fawning stupidity Hey Joe Feb 3 #15
Oh goodie bdamomma Feb 3 #16
The similarity to "Don Corleone" is **PURELY** a coincidence. They would never do that deliberately !! nt eppur_se_muova Feb 3 #17
Every day every day every day bluestarone Feb 3 #18
Be still, my churning stomach. nt Buns_of_Fire Feb 3 #19
Oh, FFS! A Golden Idol to worship? Really??? Tim S Feb 3 #20
Welcome to Turkmenistan muriel_volestrangler Feb 3 #21
I fear I'll never be proud to be an American again--unless I live to a very very very old age hlthe2b Feb 3 #24
I hope people tape a South Park Trump penis on it. chowder66 Feb 3 #25
Wtaf Easterncedar Feb 3 #26
OMG! The embarrassment just never ends! slightlv Feb 3 #28
I think it should be adorned with dildoes. Ilsa Feb 3 #29
That is disgusting PatSeg Feb 3 #30
I'll call this horror Don Colonoscopy. Dave Bowman Feb 3 #31
Chump is forever an embarrassment... Everything has be all about HIM ... always FakeNoose Feb 3 #32
Anyone up for a paintball tournament? Vinca Feb 3 #33
JFC! DavidDvorkin Feb 3 #34
"First time he's been hard in 15 years." - Melania, probably flvegan Feb 3 #36
Maybe aliens should just exterminate us SamuelTheThird Feb 3 #37
Before this regime does? johnnyfins Feb 3 #51
It just never stops on the world stage Bayard Feb 3 #38
Donzymandias. NT mahatmakanejeeves Feb 3 #39
Oh for God's sake. mwb970 Feb 3 #40
Absolutely humiliating orangecrush Feb 3 #41
good gawd barbtries Feb 3 #42
The first thing my eyes went to is the gut! colorado_ufo Feb 3 #43
I remember images of the people pulling down the statue of Stalin. mysteryowl Feb 3 #44
and just as fun is NJCher Feb 3 #57
... mysteryowl Feb 3 #58
The comments in the atticle are good. IcyPeas Feb 3 #45
The embarrassment is never ending Pisces Feb 3 #48
God, I hate the timeline. progressoid Feb 3 #49
Something for the guys to piss on cate94 Feb 3 #50
Fucking PAGANS Historic NY Feb 3 #52
Yes! Instead of... some_of_us_are_sane Feb 4 #78
Its hollow just like Donald Historic NY Feb 4 #83
Bowing will be mandatory. Sneederbunk Feb 3 #53
That is one ugly statue. Fla Dem Feb 3 #54
Geez, that's gonna take a big diaper. WestMichRad Feb 3 #56
Gag me with a spoon, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Martin68 Feb 3 #60
This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad Feb 3 #61
They must be planning to spend big bucks on the round the clock security. nt Blasphemer Feb 3 #62
The sculptor is an idiot. Chellee Feb 3 #63
According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the r riversedge Feb 3 #64
2000 years from now, our ancestors will find that statue and think: "Those stupid bastards had no taste at all" chouchou Feb 3 #65
Who actually thinks this is gonna happen that world leaders will come here the way things are going? I bet they calll Amaryllis Feb 4 #66
😑😑😑😑 ugh! electric_blue68 Feb 4 #68
OK I will say it. Botany Feb 4 #69
In the next book of world records: DFW Feb 4 #70
Target practice. twodogsbarking Feb 4 #72
I want one of those in the all the chambers of congress and every courtroom of the supreme court. I'm not kidding. mikelewis Feb 4 #73
Final Solutions for a Small Planet Kid Berwyn Feb 4 #74
Vomit inducing Aviation Pro Feb 4 #77
I am Donzymandias, king of kings... Ocelot II Feb 4 #80
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