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BigmanPigman

(54,657 posts)
11. If they told me to do that in my 1st grade classroom
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:56 PM
Yesterday

I would hide the list behind backpacks in the cloakroom, just in case the school board came for an unexpected visit and wanted to see their BS referendum in full display. I've did this a lot when I was teaching and my district said teachers need to do blah, blah, blah.

I am a rebel and like to stir the pot it seems. If I were told to post the 10 commandments I would show my class the film scene from History of the World Part 1 when Mel Brooks as Moses had 15 commandments but dropped a tablet and that's why there are 10 and not 15.

I taught during the Bush years and I put his picture behind the classroom microwave and on "Presidents' Day his name was NEVER mentioned by me. My students didn't have a clue.

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It's illegal AF. Period. End of debate. Initech Yesterday #1
No one's pretend sky god means sh*t to me, no one's NotHardly 21 hrs ago #16
Gonna force that religion on them brats!!! hamsterjill Yesterday #2
How about a law Traildogbob Yesterday #3
Thank goodness we have a president who follows those teachings.... IcyPeas Yesterday #4
Force Paxton to testify under oath about how many commandments he's broken. jls4561 Yesterday #5
LOL...Perfect NotHardly 21 hrs ago #17
Christian? tfury653 Yesterday #6
Christian Nationalists don't believe in separation of Church and State. The 10 commandments haven't stopped Republicans. ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #7
There is only one commandment. Thou shalt not make commandments. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
The first rule of fight club, Don't talk about fight club. ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #9
You had better stop talking about the fight club. It's a rule. twodogsbarking Yesterday #10
If they told me to do that in my 1st grade classroom BigmanPigman Yesterday #11
Or.. PikaBlue 23 hrs ago #12
I taught 6th grade for 2 years and 1st grade for over 15. BigmanPigman 23 hrs ago #13
Does Ken Paxton know the 10 Vthestate 22 hrs ago #14
Besides being Wrong stillspkg 21 hrs ago #15
I Especially Like Telling 1st-Graders Not To Murder, Commit Adultery, Or.... ColoringFool 19 hrs ago #18
I've never figured out the first commandment. chouchou 19 hrs ago #19
Stop helping. We can joke later. SalamanderSleeps 18 hrs ago #21
Why does not anyone actually, actually, believe anyone nice lives at the Yellowstone Club at BigSky, Montana? SalamanderSleeps 18 hrs ago #20
I digress. SalamanderSleeps 18 hrs ago #22
Tell the court you will drop the case if... Grins 16 hrs ago #23
Christian Nationalists shove your evil book and commandments where the sun don't shine. SamKnause 15 hrs ago #24
Beneath every one of the 10 commandments, cite a specific example of Trump Deminpenn 11 hrs ago #25
Which version? Catholic or Protestant? There are differences. Norrrm 10 hrs ago #26
Adding an eleventh.. surfered 10 hrs ago #27
Raygun already copped the 11th BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago #28
Your right, make it the 12th surfered 10 hrs ago #29
Or the unlucky 13th BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago #31
They should require all elected officials obey them randr 10 hrs ago #30
"Confronted with the sixth-highest murder rate in the country...." dedl67 8 hrs ago #32
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