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Aussie105

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37. Surely Trump must be running out of distractions?

Tue Dec 16, 2025, 02:21 AM

Dec 16

He has about a hundred of them stacked up on top of each other!

I'd like to join his distraction generating think tank, because I have some good ones in mind.

My best so far:

Trump is declared dead, funeral is held, casket is loaded with 200 Kg of rocks so no one can tell the difference, while Trump leaves in an unmarked car at 3 am one night and flies to a country without an extradition deal with the US.

Trump lives the rest of his life living off the suitcase of American dollars he took with him and mysterious US donors.

To work in his new overseas residence you must be female, 16 or under, and not mind wearing skimpy clothes and the odd grope from the resident lunatic.

(Basic theme is not mine. Google Christopher Skase.)

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Trump signs order classifying fentanyl as 'weapon of mass destruction' [View all] BumRushDaShow Dec 15 OP

So anyone manufacturing or distributing it, presumably even for legitimate medial use, is a terrorist unblock Dec 15 #1

Yeah, they gave that to me once. LeftInTX Dec 15 #6

A prescription-only wmd. Torchlight Dec 15 #2

What else would you expect from these morons orangecrush Dec 15 #3

What's next? AfternoonJoe Dec 15 #4

So what the hell happens to medical fentanyl? Admittedly, even the emergency clinics/ERs I work try to avoid it hlthe2b Dec 15 #5

Way to reverse engineer a reason to attack another Country Buddyzbuddy Dec 15 #7

Someone like Miller put this in his pea brain Bayard Dec 15 #12

A country that doesn't even manufacture or send that drug popsdenver Dec 15 #22

I'm declaring cantaloupe a military rank BaronChocula Dec 15 #8

Thank you for that LOL...:) NotHardly Dec 15 #9

Gotta find little bits of humor through this hellscape BaronChocula Dec 15 #10

I forget. LudwigPastorius Dec 16 #33

Here BaronChocula Dec 16 #35

I declare the Epstein documents are a "weapon of mass destruction" FakeNoose Dec 15 #11

I'm glad I had my colon surgery before this craziness. Girard442 Dec 15 #13

Can't we declare the MTF's mouth a Weapon of Mass Destruction? Perhaps slip him a document for him to sign with that KewlKat Dec 15 #14

Sub-sandwiches are also very dangerous. IcyPeas Dec 15 #15

I had it twice for surgical procedures. Never again. Couldn't stop vomiting. Nasty stuff. Now on my chart as allergic. Evolve Dammit Dec 15 #16

Another weapon of mass distraction. nt Xipe Totec Dec 15 #17

Since most fentanyl comes from China are we going to war with them? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 15 #18

Nobody told him it's a legit prescription drug used in American health care? IronLionZion Dec 15 #19

All anesthesia containing Fentanyl, what? BidenRocks Dec 15 #20

No one knows more than him about this IronLionZion Dec 15 #27

more stupid from the repugs - Nigrum Cattus Dec 15 #21

A WMD does not have willing customers Aviation Pro Dec 15 #23

The cleverly cleverness of this is just so brilliantly clever... crud Dec 15 #24

Could Trump please do something meaningful such as extending the ACA subsidies. GEEEESH phxjurist Dec 15 #25

Stay well folks, don't let this crime administration kill you. Only 36 more months to go. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 15 #26

Trump's Depends are a 'weapon of mass destruction'. ToxMarz Dec 15 #28

Well, if we're going to classify things as WMD madamesilverspurs Dec 15 #29

Since when is a WMD something Aussie105 Dec 15 #30

Soooo since I'm a hospice nurse, I'm a terrorist. Sometimes we use fentanyl patches. mucifer Dec 15 #31

Apparently we are. HappyLarge Dec 16 #34

trump, his admin... sheshe2 Dec 16 #32

Well, that's going to help "affordability" isn't it? MissouriDem47 Dec 16 #36

Surely Trump must be running out of distractions? Aussie105 Dec 16 #37

As he and his criminal cabal ensure it's proliferation into this country, killing our children Clouds Passing Dec 16 #38

Notice how many DUers are more knowledgeable than the USA Today reporter muriel_volestrangler Dec 16 #39