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90. Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour

Fri Dec 5, 2025, 02:19 PM

23 hrs ago

Is maybe what the toadies around him want?

Yeah boss, get out there and distract, and while you’re at it, how about a stroke on the grandstand?

Make a martyr out of Chumpkin’s stupid ass and put Vance in the presidency.

Kill one of their own, isn’t that what the Mafia does?

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You're hearty souls up there! electric_blue68 20 hrs ago #105

I've lived in the South but... llmart 1 hr ago #110

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Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour duckworth969 23 hrs ago #90

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