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89. Here's what's going to happen...

Fri Dec 5, 2025, 02:14 PM

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At the first stop on his barnstorming tour, he'll spend three hours airing his grievances - something Trump does frequently. After the press starts calling Trump "Frank Costanza" and describing the tour as "a Festivus for none of us," it will end as quickly as it began.

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Trump plans nationwide tour to defend his policies as voters revolt over cost of living [View all] BumRushDaShow Thursday OP

Hopefully this "tour" will get him in the ground sooner. wolfie001 Thursday #1

Can I, well, dig the hole? twodogsbarking Thursday #7

This is sad. Du916 15 hrs ago #111

"The president will kickoff" begins the last paragraph. oasis Friday #49

"The president will kick off".... AZ8theist Friday #55

His cult adores him and will cry like when Kim Jong Il croaked wolfie001 Friday #107

True. Harding was poisoned by his own GOPee - who saw him as a YOOGE liability for '24 peppertree Friday #73

He was doing some hanky panky in the WH wolfie001 Friday #106

True. Harding's Tunnel: his most famous federal "infrastructure project" (and one of his few) peppertree Friday #108

Comedy gold! NCDem47 Thursday #2

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 electric_blue68 Friday #88

He'll snooze his way through the whole thing. louis-t Thursday #3

Good luck with that, SHitler. n/t CousinIT Thursday #4

Nationwide Tour? Then, we need to organize... Escape Thursday #5

Safe travels. twodogsbarking Thursday #6

How much will this tour cost taxpayers in $??? RockCreek Thursday #8

Exactly that BlueSpot Thursday #43

Oh boy; small crowds will get to see his dementia up close! Chasstev365 Thursday #9

Plan B: JawJaw Friday #87

A Series of Trump Rallies MissouriDem47 Thursday #10

Hahaha. Good luck with that. Joinfortmill Thursday #11

A real SLEEPER! usonian Thursday #12

Great time for protests! truthisfreedom Thursday #13

My popcorn is ready. He won't last one hour. nt Blasphemer Thursday #14

Oh yes he will. maxsolomon Friday #82

Please proceed Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #15

Good...that will not end well for him. BigmanPigman Thursday #16

Nailed it. NCDem47 Thursday #18

Heard He Loves To Gold Plate Shit So I Got Him This Award!!! MayReasonRule Thursday #17

Probably be another staged assassination attempt duckworth969 Thursday #19

Looking forward to the tar the farce. nt Xipe Totec Thursday #20

oh boy! edhopper Thursday #21

His handlers are going to need more Adderall. llmart Thursday #22

Yeah, can't see him getting through such a tour PatSeg Thursday #24

He can stay away from Michigan. llmart Thursday #35

Ha, ha! PatSeg Thursday #44

You're hearty souls up there! electric_blue68 Friday #105

I've lived in the South but... llmart 16 hrs ago #110

I guess you are! (hardy stock) 😄👍 electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #112

Especially in December... travelingthrulife Friday #67

Good point PatSeg Friday #68

Yes Trump is going to need a lot of uppers to do these rallies. Irish_Dem Friday #52

Maybe we can recommend that he take ten times the prescribed amount. llmart Friday #81

His all night ranting and raving means they are giving him too high a dose. Irish_Dem Friday #95

Can we turn them into No Kings protests? Amaryllis Thursday #23

Yeah, more Sleepy Joe Crooked Hillary Sharks Batteries Windmills Brain Cancer So Unfair Liberal Hoax Fake News hatrack Thursday #25

Plus his infamous accordion hands. llmart Thursday #36

lyrics to another bad Billy Joel song... lapfog_1 Friday #101

During the holiday season? How odd. Raven123 Thursday #26

He will be pasing the collection plate like never before. twodogsbarking Thursday #27

Its winter. He'll freeze his ... .... He'll probably start in 2 weeks. Srkdqltr Thursday #28

Ugh.... moose65 Thursday #29

Can he stand up? greymattermom Thursday #30

He's getting to old to do a tour like this. Better have the medical team at the ready. BradBo Thursday #31

Hush! What are you trying to do? Ray Bruns Friday #62

I can't help it I've been an EMT for 25 year. BradBo Friday #75

He won't be a martyr. The red hats will move on to someone more stupid the Ray Bruns Friday #79

Maybe so. And Republicans will hit their wagon to that person. BradBo Friday #93

I don't think this will fare well for him. Figarosmom Thursday #32

Shut up! Ray Bruns Friday #63

This will not end well for Trump AverageOldGuy Thursday #33

Please proceed Deminpenn Thursday #34

Come on, baby! Let's do the sleepwalker! struggle4progress Thursday #37

Why go on tour and lie? Aussie105 Thursday #38

Looking forward to more gaffes, stumbles, confusion, and dementia symptoms. Martin68 Thursday #39

This gaslighting tour is going to be a disaster. MuirHero Thursday #40

You mean he's going to light his farts? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #45

hahahahahaha Boo1 Thursday #41

I want to see him try to convince people that things don't cost more Blumancru Thursday #42

Trump will baffle 'em with bullshit, sop Friday #66

Circus coming to town pfitz59 Thursday #46

Will he do the double-bubba dick stroke dance? Crowman2009 Friday #47

Time to activate the No Kings crowd... CapnSteve Friday #48

I may not protest this time, I didn't get that last check. Oh, screw it, I'll protest that asshole for free. OverBurn Friday #92

Maybe the strain of travel will kill him. That would be so terrible or something. Orrex Friday #50

Don't get my hopes up. Ray Bruns Friday #64

Taking his bribery/extortion show on the road. Irish_Dem Friday #51

Bingo! LiberalLovinLug Friday #96

He should sell pieces of the East Wing and blown up fishing boats. Irish_Dem Friday #98

Paid actors and billionaire wannabes in t-shirts and jeans bucolic_frolic Friday #53

He can't defend his policies or deny their failures, he'll just have to blame it all on someone else. sop Friday #54

He's been pointing the finger at others since he came down that escalator. Prof. Toru Tanaka Friday #61

Here's hoping that millions of citizens turn out to "welcome" him. (nt) Paladin Friday #56

Note The Quote Marks! 😄 electric_blue68 Friday #103

Oh, yes please take your show on the road. Magoo48 Friday #57

Good idea Donny Botany Friday #58

More Promises Falcon101 Friday #59

I suspect that there will be protests outside his venues. mwb970 Friday #60

just hoping lrucks1952 Friday #65

I'm listening. How successful were your day one price cuts? Norrrm Friday #69

A Packed Audience 2na fisherman Friday #70

It willl be cut shot after the protests are larger than those attending ashredux Friday #71

It will be a disaster and he will crash and burn kimbutgar Friday #72

The only people that will show up or watch are his sycophants. Jacson6 Friday #74

Anyone else think that this was Melania's idea? littlemissmartypants Friday #76

That's one way to boost sales of tomatoes. nt Qutzupalotl Friday #77

The "They're Eating the Dogs! They're Eating the Cats!" tour of 2026 will be a real barnburner. Ol Janx Spirit Friday #78

RE: ""White House aides see Trump as the Republican Party's best salesman --" BadGimp Friday #80

January is coming soon. maliaSmith Friday #83

it might work justsomeguy01 Friday #84

The solution to high prices is throw out the president, right? IronLionZion Friday #85

Keep your replies coming....I'm rolling on the floor laughing!! Sogo Friday #86

Here's what's going to happen... jmowreader Friday #89

Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour duckworth969 Friday #90

Are they selling tour t-shirts and hats and flags, candy bars, covfie mugs, pictures of celebrity Reps? twodogsbarking Friday #91

His handlers won't let him do it because he no longer has the stamina to do it. flashman13 Friday #94

They'll no doubt try to stop him, yes - but the Pig from Hell listens to one peppertree Friday #99

He'll end up like Warren Harding - the most corrupt U.S. president up to His Orangeness peppertree Friday #97

It's gonna be a tough slog, even with screened audiences of Maga wackadoodle nuts Brother Buzz Friday #100

Witnesses to history peppertree Friday #102

Maybe this is their plan to end him. travelingthrulife Friday #104

Now that he's brought the price of eggs down to the point they're almost free, BobTheSubgenius 16 hrs ago #109

I miss 'em! (No, not really, but I do like them).... electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #114

Perfect Timing for MAGAs eringer 15 hrs ago #113