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llmart

(17,213 posts)
35. He can stay away from Michigan.
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:00 PM
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Besides, his pansy ass couldn't take the 9 degrees we have right now. Such a snowflake!

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Hopefully this "tour" will get him in the ground sooner. wolfie001 Thursday #1
Can I, well, dig the hole? twodogsbarking Thursday #7
This is sad. Du916 15 hrs ago #111
"The president will kickoff" begins the last paragraph. oasis Friday #49
"The president will kick off".... AZ8theist Friday #55
His cult adores him and will cry like when Kim Jong Il croaked wolfie001 Friday #107
True. Harding was poisoned by his own GOPee - who saw him as a YOOGE liability for '24 peppertree Friday #73
He was doing some hanky panky in the WH wolfie001 Friday #106
True. Harding's Tunnel: his most famous federal "infrastructure project" (and one of his few) peppertree Friday #108
Comedy gold! NCDem47 Thursday #2
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 electric_blue68 Friday #88
He'll snooze his way through the whole thing. louis-t Thursday #3
Good luck with that, SHitler. n/t CousinIT Thursday #4
Nationwide Tour? Then, we need to organize... Escape Thursday #5
Safe travels. twodogsbarking Thursday #6
How much will this tour cost taxpayers in $??? RockCreek Thursday #8
Exactly that BlueSpot Thursday #43
Oh boy; small crowds will get to see his dementia up close! Chasstev365 Thursday #9
Plan B: JawJaw Friday #87
A Series of Trump Rallies MissouriDem47 Thursday #10
Hahaha. Good luck with that. Joinfortmill Thursday #11
A real SLEEPER! usonian Thursday #12
Great time for protests! truthisfreedom Thursday #13
My popcorn is ready. He won't last one hour. nt Blasphemer Thursday #14
Oh yes he will. maxsolomon Friday #82
Please proceed Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #15
Good...that will not end well for him. BigmanPigman Thursday #16
Nailed it. NCDem47 Thursday #18
Heard He Loves To Gold Plate Shit So I Got Him This Award!!! MayReasonRule Thursday #17
Probably be another staged assassination attempt duckworth969 Thursday #19
Looking forward to the tar the farce. nt Xipe Totec Thursday #20
oh boy! edhopper Thursday #21
His handlers are going to need more Adderall. llmart Thursday #22
Yeah, can't see him getting through such a tour PatSeg Thursday #24
He can stay away from Michigan. llmart Thursday #35
Ha, ha! PatSeg Thursday #44
You're hearty souls up there! electric_blue68 Friday #105
I've lived in the South but... llmart 16 hrs ago #110
I guess you are! (hardy stock) 😄👍 electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #112
Especially in December... travelingthrulife Friday #67
Good point PatSeg Friday #68
Yes Trump is going to need a lot of uppers to do these rallies. Irish_Dem Friday #52
Maybe we can recommend that he take ten times the prescribed amount. llmart Friday #81
His all night ranting and raving means they are giving him too high a dose. Irish_Dem Friday #95
Can we turn them into No Kings protests? Amaryllis Thursday #23
Yeah, more Sleepy Joe Crooked Hillary Sharks Batteries Windmills Brain Cancer So Unfair Liberal Hoax Fake News hatrack Thursday #25
Plus his infamous accordion hands. llmart Thursday #36
lyrics to another bad Billy Joel song... lapfog_1 Friday #101
During the holiday season? How odd. Raven123 Thursday #26
He will be pasing the collection plate like never before. twodogsbarking Thursday #27
Its winter. He'll freeze his ... .... He'll probably start in 2 weeks. Srkdqltr Thursday #28
Ugh.... moose65 Thursday #29
Can he stand up? greymattermom Thursday #30
He's getting to old to do a tour like this. Better have the medical team at the ready. BradBo Thursday #31
Hush! What are you trying to do? Ray Bruns Friday #62
I can't help it I've been an EMT for 25 year. BradBo Friday #75
He won't be a martyr. The red hats will move on to someone more stupid the Ray Bruns Friday #79
Maybe so. And Republicans will hit their wagon to that person. BradBo Friday #93
I don't think this will fare well for him. Figarosmom Thursday #32
Shut up! Ray Bruns Friday #63
This will not end well for Trump AverageOldGuy Thursday #33
Please proceed Deminpenn Thursday #34
Come on, baby! Let's do the sleepwalker! struggle4progress Thursday #37
Why go on tour and lie? Aussie105 Thursday #38
Looking forward to more gaffes, stumbles, confusion, and dementia symptoms. Martin68 Thursday #39
This gaslighting tour is going to be a disaster. MuirHero Thursday #40
You mean he's going to light his farts? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #45
hahahahahaha Boo1 Thursday #41
I want to see him try to convince people that things don't cost more Blumancru Thursday #42
Trump will baffle 'em with bullshit, sop Friday #66
Circus coming to town pfitz59 Thursday #46
Will he do the double-bubba dick stroke dance? Crowman2009 Friday #47
Time to activate the No Kings crowd... CapnSteve Friday #48
I may not protest this time, I didn't get that last check. Oh, screw it, I'll protest that asshole for free. OverBurn Friday #92
Maybe the strain of travel will kill him. That would be so terrible or something. Orrex Friday #50
Don't get my hopes up. Ray Bruns Friday #64
Taking his bribery/extortion show on the road. Irish_Dem Friday #51
Bingo! LiberalLovinLug Friday #96
He should sell pieces of the East Wing and blown up fishing boats. Irish_Dem Friday #98
Paid actors and billionaire wannabes in t-shirts and jeans bucolic_frolic Friday #53
He can't defend his policies or deny their failures, he'll just have to blame it all on someone else. sop Friday #54
He's been pointing the finger at others since he came down that escalator. Prof. Toru Tanaka Friday #61
Here's hoping that millions of citizens turn out to "welcome" him. (nt) Paladin Friday #56
Note The Quote Marks! 😄 electric_blue68 Friday #103
Oh, yes please take your show on the road. Magoo48 Friday #57
Good idea Donny Botany Friday #58
More Promises Falcon101 Friday #59
I suspect that there will be protests outside his venues. mwb970 Friday #60
just hoping lrucks1952 Friday #65
I'm listening. How successful were your day one price cuts? Norrrm Friday #69
A Packed Audience 2na fisherman Friday #70
It willl be cut shot after the protests are larger than those attending ashredux Friday #71
It will be a disaster and he will crash and burn kimbutgar Friday #72
The only people that will show up or watch are his sycophants. Jacson6 Friday #74
Anyone else think that this was Melania's idea? littlemissmartypants Friday #76
That's one way to boost sales of tomatoes. nt Qutzupalotl Friday #77
The "They're Eating the Dogs! They're Eating the Cats!" tour of 2026 will be a real barnburner. Ol Janx Spirit Friday #78
RE: ""White House aides see Trump as the Republican Party's best salesman --" BadGimp Friday #80
January is coming soon. maliaSmith Friday #83
it might work justsomeguy01 Friday #84
The solution to high prices is throw out the president, right? IronLionZion Friday #85
Keep your replies coming....I'm rolling on the floor laughing!! Sogo Friday #86
Here's what's going to happen... jmowreader Friday #89
Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour duckworth969 Friday #90
Are they selling tour t-shirts and hats and flags, candy bars, covfie mugs, pictures of celebrity Reps? twodogsbarking Friday #91
His handlers won't let him do it because he no longer has the stamina to do it. flashman13 Friday #94
They'll no doubt try to stop him, yes - but the Pig from Hell listens to one peppertree Friday #99
He'll end up like Warren Harding - the most corrupt U.S. president up to His Orangeness peppertree Friday #97
It's gonna be a tough slog, even with screened audiences of Maga wackadoodle nuts Brother Buzz Friday #100
Witnesses to history peppertree Friday #102
Maybe this is their plan to end him. travelingthrulife Friday #104
Now that he's brought the price of eggs down to the point they're almost free, BobTheSubgenius 17 hrs ago #109
I miss 'em! (No, not really, but I do like them).... electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #114
Perfect Timing for MAGAs eringer 15 hrs ago #113
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