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19. A Man From F-ing Florida

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 02:43 PM

Oct 2025

Florida is such a beautiful state. When I was in undergrad, my dorm mate invited myself and a few others guys to spend spring breaks with him at his parent’s “cozy” 8 bedroom winter home in Naples. I can still smell the scent of the orange blossoms that permeated the air along I-75.

Every Floridian I encountered was friendly, easygoing, and happy. So, what the fuck happened? It’s almost like every insane asylum in the country sent their patients to FL. Or, and more plausible, your governor is infected with severely contagious case of viral hate cancer.

For those DUers who reside in FL, please accept my sincerest apologies if I have offended you in any way. You live in a wondrous state that deserves the attention of democracy loving Americans.

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DEPORT HIM! BidenRocks Oct 2025 #4

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So horribly cruel and evil Grim Chieftain Oct 2025 #6

And all the environmental devastation. And thank you for remembering niyad Oct 2025 #8

Exactly Grim Chieftain Oct 2025 #9

Please not FEDERAL charges. usonian Oct 2025 #11

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From what I read in other articles, there is evidence on his phone that niyad Oct 2025 #15

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We have to wait until they find bullets with vaguely leftist things written on them IronLionZion Oct 2025 #20

A Man From F-ing Florida DingleBerryNW Oct 2025 #19