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Stronger. More assertive.
Oh... they were the same person?

Some Norm favorites of mine:

Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

Sam: What's new, Norm?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

Woody: Hey, how would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught me in bed with his wife.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, how's life?
Norm: Oh, the plot's okay, Woody, but it kind of falls apart at the end.