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SCantiGOP

(14,377 posts)
13. They should also ban witches putting spells on people
Mon Dec 2, 2024, 10:44 PM
Dec 2024

I'm pretty sure that is why I've never won the lottery.

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Crazy, Florida Man. mwb970 Dec 2024 #1
Most times it's Florida Man but this time it's Florida Woman wolfie001 Dec 2024 #6
Stupid Republican bills will continue. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2024 #2
Orange man banned from nukin' 'canes. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2024 #3
Crap! What are we going to do with all those nukes we've got stockpiled? LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2024 #18
We've become so embarrassing 🙈 Deuxcents Dec 2024 #4
Pretty soon there will be bill bronxiteforever Dec 2024 #5
Are they banning Native American rain dances, too? WestMichRad Dec 2024 #7
Rain dances aren't released into the atmosphere, so I guess they'd be exempt. Beartracks Dec 2024 #16
Another "chemtrail" MORON? AZ8theist Dec 2024 #8
Did they just accidently make an anti pollution law. Sin Dec 2024 #9
But this bill would exempt that because it's not released for the express purpose of altering weather groundloop Dec 2024 #10
So I guess sorcrow Dec 2024 #11
Can you believe so many people are THAT stoopid! ananda Dec 2024 #12
"Can you believe so many people are THAT stoopid!" Ray Bruns Dec 2024 #22
They should also ban witches putting spells on people SCantiGOP Dec 2024 #13
With that bill, it seems that they also might have inadvertently just banned beach umbrellas.... xocetaceans Dec 2024 #14
Chemtrails? LudwigPastorius Dec 2024 #15
Cthulhu is offended. Ray Bruns Dec 2024 #23
Time to ban Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, then. Karasu Dec 2024 #17
Agreed. It's time someone went after that fat bastard. Ray Bruns Dec 2024 #24
The purpose of conspiracy theories is to make dumb people feel smart William Seger Dec 2024 #19
Farmers have been spraying crops markodochartaigh Dec 2024 #20
I think some might still use smudge pots too BumRushDaShow Dec 2024 #21
I think so, especially markodochartaigh Dec 2024 #25
But massive carbon emissions are OK! Trueblue Texan Dec 2024 #26
What's next - a law banning time travel? Fucking Florida! n/t SpankMe Dec 2024 #27
"Validating" conspiracy theories Zambero Dec 2024 #28
Humanity can't directly control weather, they have tried many times. tornado34jh Dec 2024 #29
I'm sure this will make a huge difference... skypilot Dec 2024 #30
Then comes the demand that the Federal rasputin1952 Dec 2024 #33
Fucking Florida sabbat hunter Dec 2024 #31
"MAGA Speak"... rasputin1952 Dec 2024 #32
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