On Thursday night, a man named Victor Marx (sort of), an outsider candidate and ministry founder, became the Republican nominee for governor of Colorado -- and boy ... is he ever something special.

Now, if you were to just look at Marx's website, you'd think to yourself, "Gee! This guy seems almost normal for a Republican!" The site itself makes no mention of social or cultural issues and sticks, pretty firmly, to his various fairly bland ideas for improving things in the state.

But that's until you get to the "about" page, which reads:

Just last year, I built a team and led them directly into ISIS territory so we could save a group of girls who had been kidnapped. Today, as the founder of All Things Possible Ministries, I've led more than 150 high-stakes missions across some of the world's most dangerous regions--delivering trauma relief, medical aid, and hope to victims of terrorism, trafficking, and violence. Our teams have served more than 45,000 women and children, some of whom needed to be rescued from captivity and given a second chance at life.

Well, that certainly is impressive.

It does not, however, mention that his stepfather supposedly forced him to kill a man at the young age of seven, or that, when he was three, that same stepfather forced him to behead a cat and then wear the dead cat on his head in some capacity.

It doesn't even include a video of him as the world's fastest gun disarmer, for which he claims to hold the Guinness World Record, despite the fact that no such record exists. But you can see one here, in which, supposedly, his eyes even "go black."



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