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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

no_hypocrisy

(55,746 posts)
32. Let me set this up:
Thu Jun 18, 2026, 06:44 PM
Jun 18

It's March, 2027. Democrats control and the House and the Senate.

Rep. Jamie Raskin has drawn up yet another series of Articles of Impeachment. (He has about 45.)

The House has voted to impeach (again) Donald J. Trump.

The Senate has had its trial. John Roberts, presiding, looks somewhere between very uncomfortable and constipated.

And look! So do some of the Republican members of the Senate.

Late, late at night, the Senate votes to convict and to remove Trump from the office of the presidency.

After his last transmittal of a Truth Social post at 4:30 a.m., Donald Trump retires.

And he doesn't wake up. He knows about the conviction. He faces untold humiliation and possible criminal indictments and convictions. He might go to jail.

He wills himself not to wake up. His heart just stops. How convenient.

Call me a romantic, old-fashioned, sentimental fool.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 18 OP
Not yet, but I'm hoping this will be our lucky day! SheltieLover Jun 18 #1
Yes surfered Jun 18 #12
Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Jun 18 #14
future tombstone epitaph alterfurz Jun 18 #20
Was he STILL ALIVE yesterday?--- or were we faked out by A.I. videos ??? Jack Valentino Jun 18 #2
A most excellent question. niyad Jun 18 #22
He's too stupid to know when to die... MiHale Jun 18 #3
Went swimming in the swamp with RFK Jr. IronLionZion Jun 18 #4
This surfered Jun 18 #6
Got lost in the Palace of Versailles and SocialDemocrat61 Jun 18 #5
Iran eats him for lunch... surfered Jun 18 #7
"Shunned by the nation, his own party--the world-- even his own narcissism won't protect him..." hlthe2b Jun 18 #8
Cute kitties 😻 MustLoveBeagles Jun 18 #31
No but malaise Jun 18 #9
This surfered Jun 18 #11
Or walk, or talk... SheltieLover Jun 18 #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 18 #10
We all share your dream surfered Jun 18 #13
The whole world does! SheltieLover Jun 18 #17
🥂 surfered Jun 18 #25
It will be quite the celebration for sure! SheltieLover Jun 18 #29
Soon... SheltieLover Jun 18 #16
It will be the BEST BUBBLY bluestarone Jun 18 #28
TickTock Joinfortmill Jun 18 #18
The fake Meidas Touch clickbait thumbnails have been predicting it for MONTHS!! QueerDuck Jun 18 #19
Well, they will be right one day... hlthe2b Jun 18 #26
I certainly hope so! QueerDuck Jun 18 #30
;-{} GAS WITH MASS ATTACK Goonch Jun 18 #21
Hilarious malaise Jun 18 #34
The clock is ticking. The alarm will go off soon. ashredux Jun 18 #23
Choked on One of Putin's Pubic Hairs n/t lavoosh99 Jun 18 #24
Bibi might kill him when he finds out TBF Jun 18 #27
Let me set this up: no_hypocrisy Jun 18 #32
Go to the light LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #33
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