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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

LymphocyteLover

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5. Surely it has to be coming any day now, even if it's for the most mundane reason imaginable
Tue Jun 16, 2026, 07:37 AM
19 hrs ago

Most likely he'll have a heart attack on the toilet or something like that

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 20 hrs ago OP
;-{) BURIED ALIVE Goonch 20 hrs ago #1
Ran into Michelle Obama SocialDemocrat61 20 hrs ago #2
Iran added his demise to their last minute demands for ending the conflict IronLionZion 20 hrs ago #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #4
Even with 22 doctors, he can't stay awake. That happy day is coming soon. surfered 18 hrs ago #9
Thank you for this handy collection. niyad 18 hrs ago #10
🙏 surfered 15 hrs ago #26
Blinky Don. 2MuchNoise 18 hrs ago #20
Unfortunately in every case he regained conciousness. NNadir 18 hrs ago #21
Most unfortunate!!! niyad 18 hrs ago #22
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #13
Surely it has to be coming any day now, even if it's for the most mundane reason imaginable LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #5
After convincing evidence has been presented that... Hugin 19 hrs ago #6
No but malaise 19 hrs ago #7
Well, the Knicks won and McConnell was admitted to the hospital and we all know good things come in threes, right? surfered 18 hrs ago #8
Yes! Great point, Surfered! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #15
🙏 surfered 15 hrs ago #27
Decimated by all the 'I told you so!' retorts about his Iranian defeat/surrender... hlthe2b 18 hrs ago #11
Aw MustLoveBeagles 14 hrs ago #28
Not that I know of yet, byt there is still plenty of time left today SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #12
Good gawd, what's taking so long? WestMichRad 18 hrs ago #14
Waiting is tiresome, isn't it? SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #16
The Big Beautiful Obituary (updated) Doug Skullery 18 hrs ago #17
You win the entire internet today malaise 18 hrs ago #19
Brilliant!!! niyad 18 hrs ago #23
If there is ever a "state funeral," millions of these should be printed and distributed wherever hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #24
Slipped on oil slick and cracked his punkin open and snakes slithered out, orannge ones with little red hats. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #18
I do not mind trump sleeping, but I hate it when he wakes up LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #25
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