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54. I figured the President of Weather Control

Sun Jun 14, 2026, 08:39 PM

Yesterday

would have gotten out his Magical Weather Sharpie to command the rain to go away and flood some Blue states so he could deny FEMA help to.

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Event delayed... haha! [View all] demmiblue Yesterday OP

I thought they said the show would go on regardless of weather? Ocelot II Yesterday #1

Yeah! I thought real he-men weren't afraid of a little rain! Diamond_Dog Yesterday #3

Those arches could attract lightning depending on material. spooky3 Yesterday #8

Of course. I was just joking. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #9

Yes, I knew! Nt spooky3 Yesterday #11

Wouldn't matter too much... 2naSalit Yesterday #10

Real men canetoad Yesterday #27

Indeed! 2naSalit Yesterday #28

Real men can make their own faraday cages out of sheer force of will DBoon Yesterday #51

These steroid-soaked manly men.... SergeStorms Yesterday #70

Trying hard not to laugh malaise Yesterday #12

Ah hell let 'em rip! sheshe2 Yesterday #14

Joining in... littlemissmartypants Yesterday #33

The more the merrier! sheshe2 Yesterday #42

🌞 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #48

Minion on the left looks like Howard Lutnick, when he laughs Seinan Sensei 9 hrs ago #79

And now...A reading from the book of Karma!!! Ars Longa Yesterday #61

Bwaaaah😀 malaise Yesterday #64

Yikes! calimary Yesterday #26

But I was counting on that relayerbob Yesterday #38

What's the issue rpannier Yesterday #57

So? SergeStorms Yesterday #67

As always, they lied. Wiz Imp Yesterday #16

What, they are afraid of a little rain? LisaL Yesterday #2

Piggy doesn't like rain; it messes up what's left of his hair. Ocelot II Yesterday #4

Makes the orange face paint run off too. RockRaven Yesterday #7

And makeup wnylib Yesterday #39

So much masculinity...................... Lovie777 Yesterday #56

Those early arrivals can just sit around and sweat. oasis Yesterday #5

Aren't they mainly manly men ? Whip-poor-will Yesterday #6

What if GAWD SMITES the arches? yellowcanine Yesterday #13

Divine Intervention. Cha Yesterday #31

Woo-hoo!! Girard442 Yesterday #15

I am reminded... Cheezoholic Yesterday #17

Just saw a red Budweiser Clydesdale tractor trailer arrive? sprinkleeninow Yesterday #18

I bet Tehran has better weather. mercuryblues Yesterday #19

Ah...Low-T men, eh... MineralMan Yesterday #20

They got lucky and the first band of rain going through is missing them Wiz Imp Yesterday #21

They totally woosed out orthoclad Yesterday #22

The TACO effect must be contagious. Dr. T Yesterday #41

Mother Nature is a smart woman...she hates the fucking, misogynistic moron too. BigmanPigman Yesterday #23

But she favored us todsy at No Kings. wnylib Yesterday #47

Yeah!! Thanks for that, it made me smile. BigmanPigman Yesterday #60

I mean, like, Trump didn't even pull out his Hurricane controller. Maybe the crowd will storm the White House. chowder66 Yesterday #24

He left his Sharpie in the residence PatSeg 13 hrs ago #77

No problem! Aussie105 Yesterday #25

Maybe he can draw an arrow on a weather map with his sharpie... 2MuchNoise Yesterday #63

God would never smite one these good men, surely. Swede Yesterday #29

Now The Weather Channel can post this: tanyev Yesterday #30

Just like the opening of the Strait of Hormuz...also delayed! Tanuki Yesterday #32

And people say there is no God! Just the beginning, we're in for a rough ride thanks to MAGA. LT Barclay Yesterday #34

Kind of hoping for a tornado. surfered Yesterday #35

Love this! calimary Yesterday #43

Bingo! 😄 electric_blue68 Yesterday #45

That can't be Chump, there's too much hair on that head FakeNoose Yesterday #66

You're right.😁 surfered Yesterday #68

FDT littlemissmartypants Yesterday #36

Hell, i thought THE CHOSEN ONE could do ANYTHING? bluestarone Yesterday #37

I just checked out the Washington Post AverageOldGuy Yesterday #40

The DoJ and Mikey Johnson will open an investigation Dr. T Yesterday #44

Will sharpies be outlawed? littlemissmartypants Yesterday #49

Jeanine Pirro is on top of that..................... Lovie777 Yesterday #59

I'm in Pittsburgh, a few hundred miles west northwest of Washington, DC FakeNoose Yesterday #46

I'm s bit north of Pgh Deminpenn Yesterday #58

Still no rain, and the radar looks as if the line of storms may miss us. spooky3 Yesterday #50

The put off the cross burning? Du916 Yesterday #52

I know the WH does not care about their cult................. Lovie777 Yesterday #53

I figured the President of Weather Control Dave Id Yesterday #54

Aw, Think Of The Inconvenienced Fans....😆😅🤣😂😂🤣😅😆 ColoringFool Yesterday #55

Real men aren't scared of the rain NBachers Yesterday #62

Looks like it's still on LeftInTX Yesterday #65

Fuck you Donny! Fuck you Dana White! Initech Yesterday #69

WHAT CRY BABIES! Conjuay Yesterday #71

... catbyte Yesterday #72

Accuweather now says orleans Yesterday #73

Gentlemen, your membership in Manly Men of America (MMA) is hereby revoked. Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #74

But the wind and rain might mess up his precious hair! tclambert Yesterday #75

What pansies! DinahMoeHum Yesterday #76

GODDESS HAS SPOKEN! CTyankee 12 hrs ago #78