It's an onanistic orgy! [View all]

Today a weak and cowardly man will celebrate his birthday with an onanistic orgy of violence. He will be surrounded by his usual coterie of fawning flunkies, fellow members of the grifting guild and malformed nepo babies. He will revel in the reflected “manliness” of environmentallly destructive vehicles spewing noxious gases, followed by freakish humans beating the snot out of each other. US troops will also be used as props in this appalling spectacle, but only if Pete Hegseth deems them “hot” enough.

The event, sponsored by corporations who consider alcohol, tobacco, gambling and money laundering as wholesome American values, will be available to the average American whose taxes are paying for it, but only if they subscribe to a channel financed by oil money and made possible by the corruption and perversion of the justice system.

The weak and cowardly man will undoubtedly enjoy his tacky extravaganza .

It has nothing to do with the America I love.