Maybe that fat orange bastard is caught in a time loop? [View all]

Destined to live the same day over and over. Eat the same Kentucky Fried Chicken, throw the same bottle of ketchup against the wall. Claim he's got a deal with Iran. Insult a lady reporter. Fall asleep in public. Promote another unqualified dolt to high office. Text all night. Pass the same cognitive test. Etc etc... Over and over for eternity.
And we're not in that loop. We see him repeat his day.