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Showing Original Post only (View all)THE PLATNER FACTOR: They Threw the Whole Sewer at Him and Maine Handed Him 75 Percent [View all]
https://ifloz.substack.com/p/a-new-dawn-in-maine-they-built-aLots more at link! Some really good stuff.
A New Dawn in Maine: They Built a Machine to Bury Him and the Bastard Came Up Swinging
THE PLATNER FACTOR: They Threw the Whole Sewer at Him and Maine Handed Him 75 Percent
Jun 10, 2026
Something cracked open in Maine on Tuesday night, and if you put your ear to the ground you can still hear the noise a rotten, gutless, donor-blown party makes when one working bloke kicks the door clean off its hinges and walks in covered in oyster mud.
Graham Platner. Oyster farmer. Marine. Four tours of someone elses forever wars. The bloke the entire machine, both spineless wings of it, spent eight months trying to drown in cash and shit, got called the winner at 9:25 with 8 percent of the vote counted, because thats how fast 75 percent slaps up on a screen. Janet Mills, the Governor that Chuck Schumer personally dragged into this thing by the collar, scraped 19 and then put out a statement so cold and so petty it forgot to mention the bloke who flogged her. They threw 24 million dollars, the New York Times, a convicted felon and a conga line of bed-wetting Democrats at one oysterman, and the people of Maine looked at the whole sorry circus, lit a dart, and told every single one of them to get absolutely fucked.
And heres the kicker, the bit that makes you believe in a loving God again: the best advertisement Graham Platner got all week was delivered, free of charge, by the sweatiest felon in Florida.
Because the day after the win, the convicted criminal currently squatting behind the Resolute desk hauled himself upright at the signing of his shiny new ICE slush-fund and treated the nation to a lecture about what a dangerous thug Graham Platner is. Read it slowly. Savour it.
"Hes a thug. I know thugs. I built a lot of buildings. I dealt with the toughest people on Earth. I dealt with worse than thugs." Donald Trump, on Graham Platner
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THE PLATNER FACTOR: They Threw the Whole Sewer at Him and Maine Handed Him 75 Percent [View all]
Amaryllis
Jun 11
OP
I see there are no totals for collins, but you can get a sense from the numbers for Governor
karynnj
Jun 11
#6
Interesting. Is that normal for Maine to have such a big difference in a primary between democrats and
LisaL
Jun 11
#12
But she went to the trouble to remind voters she was still on the ballot.
MadameButterfly
Jun 11
#45
What I found too cute and calculating was when she came out after the NYT hit job
AloeVera
Jun 11
#38
As if the Republicans have a whole secret stash of unearthed stuff that the Democratic establishment hasn't already
Midwestern Democrat
Jun 11
#60
Remember when the anti-Mamdani clowns switched to "well Sliwa might win now!"
Prairie Gates
Jun 11
#4
Have takes ever aged more poorly than the anti-Mamdani crowd's predictions?
Prairie Gates
Jun 11
#16
I don't think anyone is saying that the genereal election will be a slam dunk
MadameButterfly
Jun 11
#29
He absolutely nails the "genres to watch out for" (like the anonymous sourcing one)...
Alice B.
Jun 11
#41
I'm all for a spirited primary, but it's over now. So it's time to get behind the candidate and the party
Scrivener7
Jun 11
#17
I thought the platner bashing was supposed to end after his primary win
questionseverything
Jun 11
#23
Unless you are the richest of the rich, an amoral busineesman or banker or somehow profit off the misery
Deminpenn
Jun 11
#82
People ARE Reading The Same Derogatory Statements About Democrats As I Am, Right?.....
ColoringFool
Jun 11
#61
WAIT! WE NON-MAINERS SHOULD SHUT UP, BUT SOMEONE WHO SPELLS IT "SAVOUR" IS FINE AND.....
ColoringFool
Jun 11
#68