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11 Bravo

(24,347 posts) Mon Jun 8, 2026, 04:54 PM 9 hrs ago

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"Stormed off"? Bullshit! [View all]

He haltingly lurched to his feet, resembling nothing quite so much as a sclerotic manatee. Then, muttering to himself while hunched over in the manner of Quasimodo suffering an attack of sciatica, he shambled haltingly offstage, pausing only to grab hold of Kristen Welker in a desperate attempt to remain semi-upright.
Mentally and physically - this is not a well man.

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"Stormed off"? Bullshit! [View all] 11 Bravo 9 hrs ago OP

It was a toddler temper tantrum anyway! Jilly_in_VA 8 hrs ago #1

He doesn't look much like those AI videos he posts of himself, does he? Bluetus 8 hrs ago #2

Yeah and all those stupid "paintings" hibbing 8 hrs ago #20

ROFLMAO! some_of_us_are_sane 8 hrs ago #3

"sclerotic manatee"... irisblue 8 hrs ago #4

A sclerotic manatee has more grace and poise that t does. mwmisses4289 8 hrs ago #8

Thou dost besmirch the proud sea cows Soul_of_Wit 8 hrs ago #5

Agree! Manatees are kinda cute. legallyblondeNYC 6 hrs ago #31

My vote for DU Post of the Day BaronChocula 8 hrs ago #6

*SNORT* Skittles 8 hrs ago #7

Bravo, 11 Bravo. sheshe2 8 hrs ago #9

Thank you for that description! PEDO Cha 8 hrs ago #10

Yep MustLoveBeagles 8 hrs ago #11

I wish she had taken a step bacward before he got his hand on her. ShazzieB 8 hrs ago #16

That would've been hilarious MustLoveBeagles 8 hrs ago #19

lol! PEDO coudn't get off the Cha 8 hrs ago #18

I think he stood up too fast and lost his balance, lol. ShazzieB 8 hrs ago #13

Oh the Irony! He couldn't Cha 8 hrs ago #21

Ayup buzzycrumbhunger 6 hrs ago #32

lol the Hnnchback of PEDOVILLE Owes Cha 5 hrs ago #37

The props made it look like Hee Haw. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #12

He did it on purpose, to grab a woman. usonian 8 hrs ago #14

Yup, he wasn't attempting to use her to try to stay upright. GoCubsGo 5 hrs ago #41

Bravo to NBC reporter Kristen Welker for standing her ground! Orange narcissist meet strong woman LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #15

and that stinking, smirky O'Reilly kept interrupting mountain grammy 7 hrs ago #22

He bent down to avoid the lighting then stepped on and crunched the mike he snatched off. live love laugh 8 hrs ago #17

Yes, he was definitely avoiding a light. Liberal In Texas 7 hrs ago #24

Thank you! mountain grammy 7 hrs ago #23

She should have pretended concern for his health... Talitha 7 hrs ago #25

Holy shit why doesn't he just fucking die already? Orrex 7 hrs ago #26

You need to change up your spell buzzycrumbhunger 6 hrs ago #33

He put his hand on her orangecrush 7 hrs ago #27

Total BS - Stormed Off - My ASS wyn borkins 7 hrs ago #28

You make a good point. "Stormed off" implies being physically capable of moving quickly and purposefully. When was..... FadedMullet 7 hrs ago #29

Our commander in chief is anything but. NoMoreRepugs 7 hrs ago #30

And all the manatees collectively weep... rubbersole 6 hrs ago #34

The Fartful Codger NBachers 6 hrs ago #35

Poetry, 11 Bravo! Sheer Poetry! 👏👏👏 🥰 ColoringFool 5 hrs ago #36

Lumbered off catchnrelease 5 hrs ago #38

Mumbling. Bumbling. Stumbling! czarjak 5 hrs ago #39

Calling her darling! luvallpeeps 5 hrs ago #40

Staring into the Abyss . . . Aussie105 4 hrs ago #42

I was looking for the "stormed off" part, too. And not finding it. calimary 1 hr ago #43

Not we'll both mentally as well as physically seta1950 55 min ago #44