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Kid Berwyn

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5. I've heard of "Turtleing"

Reply to DFW (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 1, 2026, 01:19 PM

Jun 1

…where one is holding a giant load in, but the big lead turd starts to pop out and gets squeezed back in, temporarily.

So, in the spirit of decorum worthy of Merde-del-Lardo, I posit in honor of the traitor that when the foot-in-mouth continues past the front anus to course through the entire alimentary canal and out the aft anus be termed, “Donalding.”

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"Almost Sheryl Crow" rides again--the Freedom Toast Posse rides out to catch a bad guy [View all] DFW Jun 1 OP

Every Day Is Another Low Kid Berwyn Jun 1 #1

I wonder if there is a medical term for that DFW Jun 1 #2

I've heard of "Turtleing" Kid Berwyn Jun 1 #5

Well done, my dear DFW! I just wish we could be paroding someone else. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 1 #3

Have no fear, dear Peggy DFW Jun 1 #4

Ah, my dear DFW! You always deliver the goods! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 1 #7

THESE goods might get me pushed out of an eighth floor window DFW Jun 1 #8

Well. I have no idea what you're talking about, so for me, you're OK! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 1 #9

One of Trumps pals has found defenestration to be a preferred method of thinning the ranks of his opponents DFW Jun 2 #12

This is great malaise Jun 1 #6

And to think the Democratic party Cadre could not figure out how to defeat him Gum Logger Jun 1 #10

If only they had given me more time to make more of these videos........... DFW Jun 2 #11

Very well done! Quiet Em Jun 2 #13