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Aussie105

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39. Every government building needs . . .

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2026, 05:44 PM

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Security guards equipped with scanners for weapons and breathalysers.

Register positive for weapons or alcohol, and you get turned away.

Maybe do on the spot drug testing too, to be thorough.

Add an online register viewable by anyone of names of those who fail to enter.

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