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16. Fatally mauled by drunken poodle

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 08:49 AM

15 hrs ago

while searching for Kash Patel in the Poodle Room

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 16 hrs ago OP

;-{) Bubba Goonch 16 hrs ago #1

Sharing a cell with Big Beautiful Bill Seinan Sensei 15 hrs ago #4

Love it! Orrex 15 hrs ago #7

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 16 hrs ago #3

Went to Chicago SocialDemocrat61 15 hrs ago #5

Good one! niyad 15 hrs ago #10

Hahaha Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #14

What, from an allergic reaction to the relish? GopherGal 5 hrs ago #25

"Fell" into a deep dish pizza SocialDemocrat61 4 hrs ago #26

Got stuck in the revolving door he installed in the Strait. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #6

Nice one! Orrex 15 hrs ago #8

Haha malaise 14 hrs ago #17

Alas,, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #9

Cripes, it has to be soon! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #22

I have a dream... surfered 14 hrs ago #23

No but malaise 15 hrs ago #11

Hahaha Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #13

Alas, Satan has not yet come for his boy. Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #12

The stampede wins the day malaise 14 hrs ago #18

Definitely! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #20

Where's a good stampede when you need one MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #28

Fatally mauled by drunken poodle Wicked Blue 15 hrs ago #16

Not yet, but the day is still young... SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #19

Lol MustLoveBeagles 56 min ago #29

The champaign in my refrigerator is waiting LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #24