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7. Micro Penis Mike Johnson

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 12:10 PM

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Lifts his head up from servicing the child raping bag 'o fuck's taint long enough to say something stupid.

That's Micro Penis Mike Johnson.

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I"ll just drop this here without comment [View all] AverageOldGuy Yesterday OP

But does he speak in tongues and hate gay men and women? displacedvermoter Yesterday #1

And snakes. He's got to love snakes. Vinca Yesterday #14

Speaker Johnson is an example of the ignorance and hypocrisy that permeates the white evangelical church.. walkingman Yesterday #2

You forgot arrogance -- they are steeped in it. OMGWTF Yesterday #22

The evangelical church PJMcK 23 hrs ago #31

Whatever mj is, christian ain't one of them! mwmisses4289 Yesterday #3

Aog, Cool meme/factoid dlilafae Yesterday #4

Johnson is a Lemming. Joinfortmill Yesterday #5

I doubt johnson has the brain cells Figarosmom Yesterday #6

Micro Penis Mike Johnson Aviation Pro Yesterday #7

Do remember, Augustine also opined that sex was cachukis Yesterday #8

Somehow, that makes Mike Johnson right? Wednesdays Yesterday #12

Oh, not at all. Just that using prominent theologians cachukis Yesterday #17

This message was self-deleted by its author cachukis Yesterday #18

This isn't about procreation GenThePerservering Yesterday #19

Did Jesus speak of a just war? cachukis 23 hrs ago #30

Mike Johnson ladies and gentlemen. Ray Bruns Yesterday #9

Trump is training them to do that Mblaze Yesterday #11

Someone please tell me that we're running a great democrat against him for this seat BComplex 23 hrs ago #37

I'm not sure that Jesus Christ Mblaze Yesterday #10

Ah, the Civil Rights movement was in fact just, but that is not what 'just war' is referring to. PatrickforB 23 hrs ago #39

Thanks Mblaze 22 hrs ago #42

Yes, Mahatma Gandhi - those were righteous movements. And I do agree with you. n/t PatrickforB 21 hrs ago #44

"death toys" blubunyip 5 hrs ago #49

Mike is an evangelical American Xtian. They have no use for Catholics. LeftinOH Yesterday #13

Actually, they have no use for Jesus. Wiz Imp 23 hrs ago #38

I've heard Christian nationalists call Catholics The Wizard 19 hrs ago #45

MAGAts are morons. Martin68 Yesterday #15

Saint Augustine, AKA Augustine of Hippo FakeNoose Yesterday #16

Also, I doubt Augustine was as pale as he is in the Wiki picture haele 23 hrs ago #29

Mike Johnson makes my skin crawl. 3catwoman3 Yesterday #20

Oh mine, too! What a slimy weasel! BComplex 23 hrs ago #36

They train them just like Mossad, CIA or FSB... OhioBack2Blue 14 hrs ago #46

As I said last week displacedvermoter 21 hrs ago #43

You're not alone. Not by a long shot! calimary 11 hrs ago #48

They're ignorant liars. We see it every day. CaptainTruth Yesterday #21

Johnson is now in charge of "blessing the bombs". twodogsbarking Yesterday #23

Dear Pope Leo, BidenRocks Yesterday #24

Mike Johnson Doesn't Understand Something Called "Illegal.... ColoringFool Yesterday #25

speaker elf on a shelf is a jeebus follower. taint the same. pansypoo53219 Yesterday #26

elf on the shelf? Jilly_in_VA 23 hrs ago #28

Martin Luther was an Augustinian too Jilly_in_VA 23 hrs ago #27

I'm not a big fan of Augustine Metaphorical 23 hrs ago #32

I'm not a big fan of Augustine either Jilly_in_VA 23 hrs ago #35

Power mad... GiqueCee 23 hrs ago #33

Explain this one Mikey! BidenRocks 23 hrs ago #34

One of the best scenes in the whole 7 seasons. 3catwoman3 5 hrs ago #50

I was working at Warner Bros. at the time. BidenRocks 31 min ago #52

That poster boy for The Dunning-Kruger effect knows better, of course. Dave Bowman 22 hrs ago #40

Bazinga! ShazzieB 22 hrs ago #41

YEP!!!! BurnDoubt 13 hrs ago #47

That's what happens... returnee 4 hrs ago #51