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1. I was hoping we could convince Him that He can walk on water.

Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:51 PM

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Wouldn't it be a gas to see Him open His birthday festivities by walking across the Potomac?

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I was hoping we could convince Him that He can walk on water. Midnight Writer Wednesday #1

Fuck the Potomac! I recommend the Marianas Trench. 11 Bravo Wednesday #15

His cankles are keeping him up lame54 Wednesday #2

Thank you so much for the warning. lamp_shade Wednesday #3

A white alb is a symbol of a pure soul after baptism TexLaProgressive Wednesday #4

... orangecrush Wednesday #5

That's what I got too. Srkdqltr Wednesday #9

But doctors don't walk on water! choie Wednesday #6

Old Jimmy Carter joke. I and someone else adapted it for Joe Biden. usonian Wednesday #7

... orangecrush Wednesday #8

little blue box niyad Wednesday #10

I can't see it either. Nt scipan Wednesday #11

Same. nt City Lights Wednesday #13

Upgrading to a "Pro" imgbb.com account didn't strike me flvegan Wednesday #14

Sorry taking it down orangecrush Wednesday #17