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GopherGal

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38. Smothered to death

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:55 PM

Monday

Confused the Superglue for Chapstick before he kissed Putin's ass.
Wanted to make sure his lips were soft and smooth before paying homage to his owner, but then couldn't get unstuck.

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