How long before Peter Thiel puts Vance on Caller ID Blocking? [View all]

(PHONE RINGS)

THIEL: Yes, this is Peter Thiel, master of the known universe. Who has the pleasure of speaking with me?

VANCE: Hi, Mr. Thiel, sir, this is JD Vance, sir, and...

(CLICK)

(FIVE MINUTES LATER)

(PHONE RINGS)

THIEL: Yes, Guten Tag, this is Herr Thiel, state your business.

VANCE: Mr Thiel! When am I going to be presid...

(CLICK)

(TEN MINUTES LATER)

(PHONE RINGS)

THIEL: Yes, this is Peter Thiel, and it's you again, isn't it, JD?

VANCE (Awkwardly attempting to disguise his voice): Why NO, Mr. Thiel, sir! I am JOHN BARRON, and I...

(CLICK)