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Orrex

(67,197 posts) Mon Apr 13, 2026, 08:50 AM Monday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Shattered that Orban will no longer return his calls?

Heard their were mines in the Strait of Hormuz, so he dove in to usurp mining rights?

Finally crucified after once again identifying himself as Jesus?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

"Monday?! And he's already portrayed himself as Jesus, defamed the Pope, advocated genocide..." hlthe2b Monday #1

So sweet malaise Monday #4

And my Alex the Wonder Dog. It was a wonder he could find his way home. surfered Monday #20

😝 malaise Monday #23

Aw MustLoveBeagles Monday #35

No but malaise Monday #2

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Monday #3

Oh please let TODAY be the blessed day of worldwide celebration and catharsis!!! (n/t) Moostache Monday #30

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #5

Well none of the brothers made it to 80 malaise Monday #8

All extremities crossed! By MY birthday would be better. NOW would niyad Monday #10

When is yours?😀 malaise Monday #12

Alas, not til the 29th. niyad Monday #13

Hope we can pop all the corks then malaise Monday #15

Your Blue Nun and my bubbly at the ready! niyad Monday #17

Ready and waiting malaise Monday #21

!!! niyad Monday #27

A group toast! surfered Monday #22

Drank one at Easter with friends, had a split yesterday for Hungary. niyad Monday #26

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #18

We all share your dream surfered Monday #25

Should be a ruskie flag. SheltieLover Monday #28

I too retain a celebratory bottle kept refrigerated for availability at a moment's notice... Moostache Monday #31

Jesus returns no_hypocrisy Monday #6

;-{) CAVING Goonch Monday #7

Where is that effin eagle when malaise Monday #9

He's hoping to resurrect himself. Don't tell him he can't. Joinfortmill Monday #11

;-{) DAREDEVIL Goonch Monday #14

Crushed in a landslide of lies? SheltieLover Monday #16

All winners! surfered Monday #19

Choked on a Hormuz. surfered Monday #24

Bludgeoned with a gas pump hose; hi-test. twodogsbarking Monday #29

Crushed by stack of classified documents while tweeting on the can? (n/t) Moostache Monday #32

No - but a creep shattered my eardrums jfz9580m Monday #33

Please LEW Monday #34

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote Monday #36

I do not care if trump falls asleep in meeting, I just hate it when wakes up LetMyPeopleVote Monday #37

Smothered to death GopherGal Monday #38

Secretly developed Iranian ICBM squashes him and his whole inner circle flat at Mara Lardo, eye for an eye. Warpy Monday #39