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Jack Valentino

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60. AND his great new healthcare plan will be announced in the next "two weeks"
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 11:33 PM
17 hrs ago

AND all Americans will get a 'tariff rebate',

And

"the check is in the mail, I love you,
and I promise not to C** in your mouth!'"


(The last part is actually a quote from the 1980's movie,
"To Live And Die In L.A."..... which I still find to be prescient about 'lies'!)




(The movie starred Willem Defoe as the main counter-fitter,
and William Peterson who later had a starring role on TV's "CSI"....)

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Yep malaise 19 hrs ago #1
There was no conclusion. No plan. Nothing linear. yellow dahlia 19 hrs ago #28
Just the usual verbal vomit. n/t lastlib 17 hrs ago #50
Yep... IthinkThereforeIAM 18 hrs ago #45
Yummy! MorbidButterflyTat 16 hrs ago #63
I just said no - not tonight asshole malaise 9 hrs ago #69
I'm glad someone is listening, because I can't bear to do it! Coventina 19 hrs ago #2
I'm reading DU and Bluesky with the TV on in the background. That dunce doesn't need full attention, highplainsdem 19 hrs ago #10
Sounding out of breath and weak at times, too. highplainsdem 19 hrs ago #3
I agree creeksneakers2 17 hrs ago #53
Like never seen before Mz Pip 19 hrs ago #4
Dante's 9 levels of Hell comes to mind. Aussie105 16 hrs ago #62
Thanks for taking one for the team Grim Chieftain 19 hrs ago #5
+1 SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #7
You win! AllyCat 18 hrs ago #40
The world could use a televised cardiovascular event dalton99a 19 hrs ago #6
Here's hoping! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #8
This was God's one best chance to make me religious. Bluetus 18 hrs ago #36
😂 AllyCat 18 hrs ago #42
It was not 'live'.... so you are allowed to question 'why was that speech so short?' Jack Valentino 17 hrs ago #54
Like the leader in the original Star Trek's "Patterns of Force" episode. Beartracks 16 hrs ago #66
FFS he even did his "Barack Hussein Obama" shtick tishaLA 19 hrs ago #9
Did he do the double handjob? AllyCat 18 hrs ago #43
o m g flamingdem 17 hrs ago #58
Anyone watching want to recap what he's saying? Johnny2X2X 19 hrs ago #11
I lasted four minutes and it was just how great we were and what evil wicked nasty vile villian Iran is. Amaryllis 19 hrs ago #17
if Iran managed to assassinate Trump, I would fly the Iranian flag from the front of my house Jack Valentino 17 hrs ago #56
Please 🙏🏻 bamagal62 15 hrs ago #68
Nothing linear. No conclusion. No plan. yellow dahlia 19 hrs ago #30
This is what "Peace through Strength" looks like. It looks like a real stupid War. thought crime 18 hrs ago #48
Indeed. yellow dahlia 18 hrs ago #49
DU used to have SOTU threads leftstreet 18 hrs ago #34
We Used To Have Proper Presidents. ColoringFool 18 hrs ago #41
He did say SCantiGOP 17 hrs ago #57
He's a madman. MuirHero 19 hrs ago #12
Big strong widow, tears in her eyes, said, "Sir sir sir! Please finish the job Coventina 19 hrs ago #13
Who refers to a widow NJCher 16 hrs ago #67
🫸🏼 dweller 19 hrs ago #14
Looks like he's just ranting Renew Deal 19 hrs ago #15
FUCKING LIAR. spanone 19 hrs ago #16
I see your point. thought crime 18 hrs ago #47
He sounds like he's drunk. Dulcinea 19 hrs ago #18
They have him all drugged up. MuirHero 19 hrs ago #24
How long before he starts blasting the SCOTUS? Totally Tunsie 19 hrs ago #19
I would bet my next paycheck he has CHF. Dulcinea 19 hrs ago #23
Sure hope so. MuirHero 19 hrs ago #25
CHF with a triple sidecar of dementia, agingdem 19 hrs ago #29
Lets roll that HTN under the CHF and add a CVA. Maru Kitteh 17 hrs ago #52
He seems out of breath. Kind of wheezy. 🤞 DevineAli 18 hrs ago #37
Wow, you're actually watching this? BigmanPigman 19 hrs ago #20
It was bonkers. yellow dahlia 19 hrs ago #32
I'm sure Steven Miller helped to write it. BigmanPigman 18 hrs ago #35
"We're going to bomb them back to the stone age in the next few weeks " crazylikafox 19 hrs ago #21
Who would stop this lunatic from dropping a nuke on Iran? MuirHero 19 hrs ago #27
I don't know. I hope there is someone who will stop him. AllyCat 18 hrs ago #46
And THAT'S How You Bring Democracy, Folks! ColoringFool 18 hrs ago #44
Again the lie that Obama just gave Iran the money. boonecreek 19 hrs ago #22
Nope...not dead yet. Totally Tunsie 19 hrs ago #26
He is in the "Hitler moving phantom armies around a map" phase Aristus 19 hrs ago #31
He just read from the script -- Grammy23 18 hrs ago #33
It seemed like he read from all the middle of the night rants he posted recently, yellow dahlia 17 hrs ago #51
Did he bring a map of the ballroom? Bayard 18 hrs ago #38
good one flamingdem 17 hrs ago #59
Trump and hi speechwriters deserve a medal . . . AverageOldGuy 18 hrs ago #39
I told msbetrayus while watching Sleepy Don generalbetrayus 17 hrs ago #55
AND his great new healthcare plan will be announced in the next "two weeks" Jack Valentino 17 hrs ago #60
So, I have a confession to make blue_jay 17 hrs ago #61
I watched the entire 20 minutes. No slurring and no rambling. phxjurist 16 hrs ago #64
So this 'nothing new speech' had nothing new in it? Aussie105 16 hrs ago #65
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