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electric_blue68

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68. Oh, yeahhh, you're probably right! I think bc I used computers off, and on for sooo long....
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 06:58 PM
10 hrs ago

before I ever had a basic cellphone, let alone a smart phone; that's what naturally came to mind.

That's funny. The idea of "boxes of replacement phones"!

So.... let us imagine....
Scenario:

"ZING!!!"
[nearby Secret Service Agent (Ooops! Duck!!!)]
Smash!
Secret Service Agent (internal silent sigh): "Here, Mr President". *Hands drumphf a new IPhone*.
😄😄😄 👍

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Whaaaaaa??? B.See Yesterday #1
Remember, the nominations can come from a large number of people. Ms. Toad 16 hrs ago #48
I was being sarcastic. B.See 13 hrs ago #57
Oh, somewhere in this MAGA'd land the sun is shining bright; marble falls Yesterday #2
... EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #15
i'd call it "donnie at the bat" if rampartd Yesterday #35
Nicely done, MF! SheltieLover Yesterday #36
This is the best post to close my day! I approve this message 👏 Deuxcents Yesterday #3
Not only a "Noble" Prize Roy Rolling 8 hrs ago #70
I could get behind that! 2naSalit Yesterday #4
what woah.... sheshe2 Yesterday #5
🌻🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦🌻 Slava Ukraini! 🌻🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦🌻 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #27
I'm with you, gurl! sheshe2 12 hrs ago #62
He does deserve it. But he probably didn't need that right now. 1WorldHope 12 hrs ago #59
What a beautiful photo of the Noble Peace Cha Yesterday #6
And hes not even wearing a suit! Love it. BattleRow 15 hrs ago #49
Really? EXCELLENT!!! calimary Yesterday #7
Excellent graycampervan Yesterday #16
"Oh dear gawd" said Donny's Caps Lock key. tanyev Yesterday #8
BAAHAHAHAAA! electric_blue68 Yesterday #37
Spittle and ketchup spewing out of his lips while he's punching the poor keyboard. erronis 16 hrs ago #46
They may have to Replace the poor keyboard! electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #58
I don't think Schlump ever uses an actual computer. ShazzieB 12 hrs ago #63
Oh, yeahhh, you're probably right! I think bc I used computers off, and on for sooo long.... electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #68
OH MY Skittles Yesterday #9
What is tangerine tyrant going to destroy next Keepthesoulalive Yesterday #10
Indeed, this man and his Country deserve it. OAITW r.2.0 Yesterday #11
I'm not sure that anyone gets a peace prize for fighting a war Crunchy Frog Yesterday #12
Europe can still enjoy their Freedom thanks to this Brave Man and his Courageous Countrymen. That ain't NOTHIN'. BurnDoubt Yesterday #18
He deserves to die of grief and confusion Crunchy Frog Yesterday #22
ketchup on the wall soon blue blues Yesterday #13
Didn't start any, either. wnylib Yesterday #29
I've been nominated 4 times. Akakoji Yesterday #14
This however is a "formal" nomination. Disaffected Yesterday #28
True dat Akakoji 22 hrs ago #41
Well Zelenaky is much more deserving Farmer-Rick Yesterday #17
He DOES cheapen everything he touches (Sorry, Melania, but...) BurnDoubt Yesterday #20
Oh, didn't you see her slap his hand away? She doesn't want to touch him either! CTyankee 11 hrs ago #65
I think she was in hiding before he bombed her country. applegrove Yesterday #21
I love him with my whole heart. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #19
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Zelenskyy was an attorney before he became an entertainer. littlemissmartypants 21 hrs ago #43
I think that Zelensky deserves this award LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #23
I agree a gazillion %. fierywoman Yesterday #25
So do I. calimary Yesterday #38
Trump must be shitting himself big time Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #24
My concern is that Zelenskyy's nomination wnylib Yesterday #30
He already has. DJ's a psychopath. He doesn't give a hoot about anyone. littlemissmartypants Yesterday #33
I would say that is pretty much guaranteed. Kingofalldems 12 hrs ago #61
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This is going to piss off a lot of person. C Moon Yesterday #26
I see what you did there. tanyev 22 hrs ago #39
This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Yesterday #32
A brave, honorable man democrank Yesterday #34
Deservingly so samplegirl 21 hrs ago #42
Is this your work, sg? littlemissmartypants 21 hrs ago #44
Let the Ketchup fly!!!!!!!! spanone 21 hrs ago #45
Awesome! I hope he wins! nt Exp 16 hrs ago #47
One thing here. This could be considered insider trading talk, so bluestarone 14 hrs ago #50
The ketchup will be flying in the White House. greatauntoftriplets 14 hrs ago #51
Ouch SuzyandPuffpuff 14 hrs ago #52
Please please Nobel committee make it so ! kimbutgar 14 hrs ago #53
Yes, yes, yes, if anyone deserves one, it is him! The war monger sitting in the white house deserve a plastic... usaf-vet 14 hrs ago #54
I can't think of anyone that deserves it more MustLoveBeagles 14 hrs ago #55
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Yesssss! FakeNoose 12 hrs ago #64
Oh crap! Hide the Hunts. Buddyzbuddy 11 hrs ago #66
Someone won't like it LiberalLovinLug 11 hrs ago #67
I LOATHE this man. Totally Tunsie 3 hrs ago #74
Good for him. SamuelAdams 8 hrs ago #69
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The Ketchup Alert Level in the Oval Office has been raised to red biocube 7 hrs ago #72
I think I'll nominate me. I'm the best peacekeeper in my house. phxjurist 6 hrs ago #73
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