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7. Neckbeards have become de rigueur for these ICE special ops cosplayers.
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 11:50 AM
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ICE goon cowards all want to look like genuine SEAL Team badasses. Special operations personnel are allowed to grow full, thick neckbeards when deployed in combat zones, so they can blend in with local populations and build rapport with tribal leaders. I'm seeing this neckbeard fashion statement everywhere these days, typically it's a MAGA manosphere imbecile wearing a ball cap, camouflge cargo pants and driving a lifted truck.

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DURec leftstreet Tuesday #1
Bannon says it's a test run for the mid terms orangecrush Tuesday #2
"We can't wear masks so we've grown beards instead" FakeNoose Tuesday #3
Neckbeards have become de rigueur for these ICE special ops cosplayers. sop Tuesday #7
They're all trying to emulate their heroes. Wednesdays Tuesday #17
They remind me of the Taliban freaks. Dave Bowman Tuesday #27
Also some do the Amish-Mennonite thing FakeNoose Tuesday #29
There's an Old Testament biblical thing going on for sure. sop Wednesday #31
Republican Party will be listed as one of the most corrupt and lethal to its citizenry in world history. Passages Tuesday #4
Assuming we survive. niyad Tuesday #9
I worry all the time for our kids. Passages Tuesday #10
For our kids, the animals, everything on this fragile little blue marble. niyad Tuesday #11
Exactly right. Passages Tuesday #16
Gee, no masks is nice. Kid Berwyn Tuesday #5
I bet TSA isn't resentful at all about this MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #6
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh my god this government sucks so bad. Initech Tuesday #8
WTF is it with these beards? kimbutgar Tuesday #12
See my post #17, above. nt Wednesdays Tuesday #19
ugh kimbutgar Tuesday #21
I had a COVID beard Wednesdays Tuesday #25
K&R LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #13
Suddenly no masks? JohnnyRingo Tuesday #14
The beards must be to compensate a little. Dave Bowman Tuesday #28
I'm assuming when they finally Tree Lady Tuesday #15
Undisciplined fucks Aviation Pro Tuesday #18
Featherbedding 2na fisherman Tuesday #20
I feel really bad for the TSA officers jfz9580m Tuesday #22
It is unfair, and yes it sucks, but they will be paid for all the hours they've worked FakeNoose Tuesday #23
"... more fun than storming the Capitol" is the cherry on top, the perfect closing phrase. eppur_se_muova Tuesday #24
Trump's "solutions", they make headlines, but they do nothing to resolve problems. Jim__ Tuesday #26
Well... lonely bird Wednesday #30
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