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DJ Synikus Makisimus

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32. Better too big than too small, methinks.

Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:53 PM

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One may always fill big shoes with newspaper or something, not that Mario appears to be doing that. It's probably too much of an intellectual leap for him. But imagine his pain if Trump ordered him small ones? Try not to smile devilishly or bigly at that thought.

So by ordering shoes too big, is Trump demanding that "Little Mario's" feet grow? You KNOW what they say about men with big feet.

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📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145 [View all] riversedge Mar 11 OP

Imagine the alternate headline: "President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers to encourage unity and l riversedge Mar 11 #1

"a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity..." WestMichRad Mar 11 #2

Thats right, trump may as well have said 'dance for me, monkey'. Volaris Mar 11 #20

Doubtful, because these spineless B.See Saturday #42

OMG. Why didn't he just go to Florsheim and exchange them--or buy a new pair if necessary?! hlthe2b Mar 11 #3

Exactly what I was thinking underpants Mar 11 #9

Because Stalin....errr....Trump would know. Girard442 Saturday #36

Why call Florsheim? You can just buy a pair on Amazon. rsdsharp Saturday #38

Wow Lil Marco, those shoes are way way too big for widdle feet like yours...stuff some paper or something in there... wcmagumba Mar 11 #4

Lots of things are too big for RUBIO-Batista - senator, Secty of State, presidential candidate, integrity... UTUSN Mar 11 #23

In my lifetime........... Lovie777 Mar 11 #5

Rubio thinks he is in the lead to replace Trump in '28 newdeal2 Mar 11 #10

Only because Donny's order for rubber clown noses hasn't arrived yet. nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 11 #6

Early stage of training for "Boar on the Floor". Succession fans will get it. n/t CincyDem Mar 11 #7

So t is just getting one size and giving them out to his... mwmisses4289 Mar 11 #8

I think that it's in the tRump Epstien files. tintinvotes Mar 11 #11

Part of me finds this hilarious. GoCubsGo Mar 11 #12

Nothing Trmp does is lighthearted. eppur_se_muova Mar 11 #13

Like his cheating at golf. Girard442 Saturday #37

;-{) Goonch Mar 11 #14

People should post photos of Trump and Liddle Marco's ankles in those shoes. Trump would be furious. dem4decades Mar 11 #15

Who is the activities director for Donny's Adult Day Care? tanyev Mar 11 #16

Perfect---For A Trump Clown. 🤡 👞 🎪 🎠 ColoringFool Mar 11 #17

I bet we bought those shoes. Emile Mar 11 #18

Trump is not buying Johnny2X2X Mar 11 #19

How fucking embarrassing is that? Swede Mar 11 #21

Marco does his Big Shoe Dance for Trump whenever he goes into the Oval Office. Midnight Writer Mar 11 #22

The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Mar 12 #24

Bwaaahahahaaaa. LOVE THESE. B.See Saturday #43

Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #25

You and I are paying for those shoes. Not Trump. Irish_Dem Saturday #26

Thank you, Irish_Dem. MIButterfly Saturday #28

Ha. Yep great minds nailed it. Irish_Dem Saturday #33

I don't believe for one second that DJT paid for those shoes. MIButterfly Saturday #27

These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad The Roux Comes First Saturday #29

Guess Little Marco and his BIG shoes can say goodbye to 2028. Vinca Saturday #30

The Cabinet of Shitheels Blue Owl Saturday #31

Better too big than too small, methinks. DJ Synikus Makisimus Saturday #32

A diseased narcissist's mind... GiqueCee Saturday #34

Do Rubio's shoes have lifts already built in? Norrrm Saturday #35

You sure it isn't tax payers buying these shoes? Emile Saturday #39

Imagine wearing shoes two sizes too big for fear of Trump. doc03 Saturday #40

This is some full blown North Korea shit. Initech Saturday #41

OOOOOOooo I hope he orders SUITS next, and then MAKEUP. Maru Kitteh Saturday #44

Clown shoes for all. sinkingfeeling Saturday #45