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80. I was expecting the link to go to The Onion.

Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:07 PM

Mar 9

Yes, this is major cray-cray. I wonder if that rash on his neck was caused by the maggots that infest his brain crawling out, and going after other body parts, because they're running out of food inside his skull.

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Trump's shoe fetish...he's "gifting" $145 Florsheims that he "expects recipients to wear in his presence" [View all] Miles Archer Mar 9 OP

WTF? Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #1

I wore them for years before I retired Dave says Mar 9 #21

I couldn't wear them at all Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #22

I had a pair and threw them out. Really uncomfortable. Botany Mar 9 #28

I like Rockports too Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #34

Kohl's has some decent dress shoes that are just fine. Botany Mar 9 #40

Sketchers are comfortable on my feet on day 1 Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #52

I bought a pair of Sketchers years ago SCantiGOP Mar 9 #59

Ugg boots for me. Unless it's a hot day. calimary Mar 9 #74

I switched from Big 5 sale shoes, LA Gear, to Sketchers BidenRocks Mar 9 #75

I bought a pair Sketcher sandals in 2024. Comfy. I wear extra wide and I tried these things on at one of those LeftInTX Mar 10 #111

I'd bet he watches the White House butlers shine his shoes underpants Mar 9 #41

With Trump, it has to be some form of money laundering involved LiberalArkie Mar 9 #73

Exactly right - nobody can pick out shoes for anyone else FakeNoose Mar 9 #78

I was expecting the link to go to The Onion. GoCubsGo Mar 9 #80

He is completely nutso. Diamond_Dog Mar 9 #2

A form of juvenile hazing or cult-like behavior? newdeal2 Mar 9 #3

Trumps a sole man,doncha know? BattleRow Mar 9 #46

I hope the nation lasts long enough... Happy Hoosier Mar 9 #4

Think of all the books we'll get from "journalists" who saw it all happen--and said nothing at the time. tanyev Mar 9 #9

It's like the Bill Barr "I JUST WROTE A BOOK REHABILITATION TOUR" Miles Archer Mar 9 #17

If he set up a store, it could be "Bill Barr's 'Buy-My-Book' Bar." calimary Mar 9 #85

I didn't even know about his fujiyamasan Mar 10 #112

Perverted control freak. His fetish for 5" heels destroyed the Rose Garden. blm Mar 9 #5

He probably thinks... D_Master81 Mar 9 #6

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 musette_sf Mar 9 #13

Unlike Archie Bunker's Thom McAns! 31st Street Bridge Mar 9 #27

"Little Marco" wears size 11 1/2? hlthe2b Mar 9 #7

Donny probably isn't going to any great lengths to give recipients the correct size. tanyev Mar 9 #14

Yeah, given his sadistic streak now on full display, I'd bet so... hlthe2b Mar 9 #18

I Thought The Average Men's Shoe Size Was 9 ProfessorGAC Mar 9 #104

Probably so--just a female who on occasion buys the men's 7 when the women's hlthe2b Mar 9 #105

who is paying for millionaire's shoes? rampartd Mar 9 #8

I think we all know who MorbidButterflyTat Mar 9 #91

I have been noticing that men are wearing more comfortable shoes with their suits. I think it's a good trend. Walleye Mar 9 #10

I haven't worn a pair of laced up shoes in probably 20 years underpants Mar 9 #35

Hey, why not? calimary Mar 9 #81

I'd rather go barefoot superpatriotman Mar 9 #11

Meanwhile, Joe Biden preferred musette_sf Mar 9 #12

I thought Presidents wore Johnston & Murphy's Turbineguy Mar 9 #15

He has new shoes in the right size for his fluid-filled feet and ankles ms liberty Mar 9 #16

I'm guessing Trump is pushing Florsheim Shoes because he's invested money in Weyco Group. sop Mar 9 #19

But he isn't nuts? Ferrets are Cool Mar 9 #20

That's pretty funny Renew Deal Mar 9 #23

The lot of them, Trump included, should be wearing flip-flops. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Mar 9 #24

How weird is it that your boss buys you a pair of shoes? Ocelot II Mar 9 #25

I'd check them for a tracking device underpants Mar 9 #26

A most excellent point. niyad Mar 9 #32

I wept because I had no Gucci's until I met a man with no Florsheims. twodogsbarking Mar 9 #29

I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet. spike jones Mar 9 #43

I seem to recall a florsheim's store in every mall I was in back in the day. niyad Mar 9 #30

Yeah it's him slipping into nostalgia underpants Mar 9 #38

Allen Edmonds were high end, might still be by looking at prices currently online. BattleRow Mar 9 #58

;-{)...... Goonch Mar 9 #31

Oh for fuck's sake... calimary Mar 9 #79

if he asks about the shoes... Trueblue Texan Mar 9 #33

😂😂😂 underpants Mar 9 #36

... MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #68

;-{) Goonch Mar 9 #37

Every cult needs a uniform. ToxMarz Mar 9 #39

I wore Johnston and Murphy AverageOldGuy Mar 9 #42

Hitler Youth Loved to Polish Shoes Kid Berwyn Mar 9 #44

Can I wear a MAGA hat on the bottom of my feet instead? Or would golden sneakers be more appropriate for formal Wonder Why Mar 9 #45

This is just plain weird. 2MuchNoise Mar 9 #47

Another vendor to boycott RainCaster Mar 9 #48

Click on this link to see all the loyal soldiers sitting in a row with their uniform shoes on. Fla Dem Mar 9 #49

OMG progressoid Mar 9 #63

holy shit Maru Kitteh Mar 9 #107

They say shoe size is an indicator of penis size SpankMe Mar 9 #50

When I was a late teen MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #72

It's shoes today, Icanthinkformyself Mar 9 #51

"... so we can check." calimary Mar 9 #82

Are they American made? pwb Mar 9 #53

Long ago, I was told the secret to a good life... appmanga Mar 9 #54

Look down, ignore his hair Starbeach Mar 9 #55

Are these therapeutic shoes for cankle feet? jmbar2 Mar 9 #56

No, just dress shoes for men who can't afford the expensive ones. GoCubsGo Mar 9 #77

It's a loyalty demonstration. The true innies wear the shoes immediately and daily. CincyDem Mar 9 #57

First he came for my ties, and I said nothing mercuryblues Mar 9 #60

Ill fitting navy suits & super sized red ties will abound MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #76

Not a cult dalton99a Mar 9 #61

So we taxpayers are buying for these shoes ? kimbutgar Mar 9 #62

He probably invested in Florsheim and is pushing them to make money debsy Mar 9 #64

"It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." progressoid Mar 9 #65

+1 dalton99a Mar 9 #66

I'd add embarrassing. calimary Mar 9 #83

one cabinet secretary had to stop wearing his Louis Vuittons Coldwater Mar 9 #89

OMG, imagine that soul crushing moment (assuming anyone in this cabinet has a soul) progressoid Mar 9 #97

With toilet paper pre-stuck on the soles Blue Owl Mar 9 #67

Next Up..... courtesy of Woody Allen / Bananas Smilo Mar 9 #69

I bet he got the wrong sizes J-9 Mar 9 #70

Florsheim shoes $145 ? RANDYWILDMAN Mar 9 #71

As I started to read it, I originally thought it was an ONION article!!! riversedge Mar 9 #84

There was some rich old lady down south that made all the "help" wear jester costumes, gardeners, and so on. Klarkashton Mar 9 #86

I got shoes fargone Mar 9 #87

Is he out of his fucking mind? bif Mar 9 #88

Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." MorbidButterflyTat Mar 9 #90

This is a WEIRD story about a WEIRD person. And I know weird. n/t TygrBright Mar 9 #92

*Definitely* not a cult, though. Nope. Not at all. Rob H. Mar 9 #93

"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? 2MuchNoise Mar 9 #94

This is some fucking dictator shit here. Initech Mar 9 #95

"Why aren't you wearing the Florsheim shoes I gave you?" jmowreader Mar 9 #96

Brown nosers BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 9 #98

This sounds grifty. Did one of the Trumps buy the company? Vinca Mar 9 #99

Someone has noticed Rubio has a pair of badly-fitting shoes muriel_volestrangler Mar 9 #100

So, Florsheim has a copy of the Epstein files. Xavier Breath Mar 9 #101

The only people being treated thusly are people who deserve to be treated thusly. RockRaven Mar 9 #102

I wonder what government agency he's Hassler Mar 9 #103

That's how they get with ALZ, fixating on weird things, especially on floors. Brain stuck in a loop. Maru Kitteh Mar 9 #106

Are Florsheim's even made in the US? flvegan Mar 10 #108

He had to go with Florsheim because they don't make Buster Browns anymore. LudwigPastorius Mar 10 #109

I didn't know they still made them. LeftInTX Mar 10 #110

"Mr.President, shove those Florsheims up your ass" oasis Mar 10 #113

CHECK TEHM FOR BUGS eShirl Mar 10 #114

OH FUT. Fuck You Traitor. Cha Mar 10 #115

"You should go to the gallows in style" struggle4progress Mar 10 #116

The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #117

My suspician is that he's trying to thwart this: Totally Tunsie Thursday #118

Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #119