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allegorical oracle

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Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:57 PM Yesterday

What's Wrong with Pete Hegseth? [View all]

Esquire Opinion by Dave Holmes

“We are punching them while they are down, which is exactly how it should be” will surely echo throughout history, just maybe not in the way he thinks it will (and “throughout history” means “until late Friday morning, maximum,” because who can keep anything in their head anymore). “It was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight”

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So … what the hell is wrong with this guy? One word: insecurity. Pete Hegseth is the textbook definition of “overcompensation,” “fragile masculinity,” and “incomplete pull-up.” Hegseth’s words tell you this is a deeply insecure man, and if they don’t, his eyes sure do. Pete Hegseth is the face and the voice and the posture of the classic American man as imagined by the second Trump Administration. This is the way the men and women of the current Cabinet have to speak. They have been given notes on their roles, and the director wants them to sound tough, even when their words reveal that they’re terrified of things like cities and trans people and the Spanish language.

Hegseth’s words reveal him, the lot of them, as the last gasp of the white, male, patriarchal society we were finally just beginning to move past. He’s an extinction burst, he’s Skeet Ulrich popping up one last time at the end of Scream. Great things await us when he and the rest of them are out of the way. But again, he’s in control of the most powerful military in the history of the world, so there’s no guarantee we’ll get there. We will in fact be lucky to survive him.

Great hair though.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a70619766/whats-wrong-with-pete-hegseth/

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What's Wrong with Pete Hegseth? [View all] allegorical oracle Yesterday OP
Who can argue with this... EarthFirst Yesterday #1
He's already got... 2naSalit Yesterday #2
SDE. B.See 22 hrs ago #64
*SNORT* Skittles Yesterday #11
Zero. You have done zero so far. ... JustABozoOnThisBus Yesterday #25
OMG STOP IT JustABozoOnThisBus Skittles Yesterday #26
!! Marcuse Yesterday #41
I call him MW67 Yesterday #35
My old Drill Instructor would like a word! BidenRocks Yesterday #15
Don't forget: Skateboard meets crotch. sheshe2 Yesterday #27
Sweet MW67 Yesterday #39
You are very welcome, MW67. sheshe2 Yesterday #42
That boy is just eaten up with the dumb ass comradebillyboy Yesterday #3
Goes back to something I have always said - you don't have to be smart to get a degree. walkingman Yesterday #4
Judging by the quality of the Harvard, Yale and other Ivy comradebillyboy Yesterday #6
The poisonous Ivy League. BattleRow Yesterday #16
Yep -- used to think George W. Bush was the biggest over-achiever in our allegorical oracle Yesterday #5
He's a dry drunk in public and probably a drunk at home. Autumn Yesterday #7
Bingo! We have a winner! Ray Bruns Yesterday #13
I used to hear a phrase... BattleRow Yesterday #18
And don't forget drunk on power ... ananda Yesterday #32
So in private he's a wet drunk? Ugh, just typing this made me nauseated. Dave Bowman Yesterday #43
I think he's trying to synchronize or alter American values, and mores to those of Russia or the former Soviet Union Uncle Joe Yesterday #8
Today he kept referring to the U.S. as "our Homeland", "the Homeland", "immigrants coming into our Homeland" WTF AnotherMother4Peace Yesterday #9
Our White Homeland... haele Yesterday #58
He's such an ugly, sorry ass excuse of a man. AnotherMother4Peace 23 hrs ago #62
I'm a Spartan. Blue Full Moon Yesterday #10
"What's wrong with Pete Hegseth" Ray Bruns Yesterday #12
Ding,ding,ding BattleRow Yesterday #20
He thinks canetoad Yesterday #14
What ISN'T wrong with Pete Hegseth? Drum Yesterday #17
"Great hair though" PatSeg Yesterday #19
That greasy hair oil spawned the term BattleRow Yesterday #22
Really? PatSeg Yesterday #37
I looked at Hogsbreath hair oil sculpture .and was immediately reminded BattleRow Yesterday #44
Oh, now I can picture him in a silvery metal helmet PatSeg Yesterday #46
The operative word is played .. BattleRow Yesterday #56
More importantly PatSeg Yesterday #61
Oh so true. Like we've been caught in the making of a very bad film. T-rump is producer, allegorical oracle 15 hrs ago #65
Pseudo Weinstein Epstein casting couch... BattleRow 11 hrs ago #66
Me too! This is so 1950s. Does anyone other than the Trump family travelingthrulife 11 hrs ago #67
It is funny PatSeg 10 hrs ago #70
Israel deserves a dishonorable mention. It is, afterall, their war. Maybe. Maybe not. WTF twodogsbarking Yesterday #21
Of course he's insecure. Kegbreath is a drunken poser Hassler Yesterday #23
He's a drunk! JustKay Yesterday #24
The list of what's right with Pete Hegseth is shorter. DJ Synikus Makisimus Yesterday #28
No Ranger tab, no Airborne wings, relieved of his platoon command Aviation Pro Yesterday #29
He is a rapist with serious Nazi imagery tattooed all over his body. Big drinker too, plus all the military drugs Blues Heron Yesterday #30
+1 dalton99a Yesterday #48
But, but he said "We're in it to win it". ?? txwhitedove Yesterday #31
Could he be taking steroids to man-up ? (even more) liberalla Yesterday #33
Heg Meth MW67 Yesterday #45
Your probably right MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #68
He's itching to use nukes nt Bookreadingliberal53 Yesterday #34
this jagoff probably got his ass kicked every day... OGBuzz Yesterday #36
What's Wrong with Pete Hegseth? MLWR Yesterday #38
He's trying to pretend to be masculine, but doesn't know what that is. nt Gore1FL Yesterday #40
Right MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #69
I agree Puppyjive Yesterday #47
I very much disagree about the hair.... Sogo Yesterday #49
How many people relate favorably to this kinda of trash talk? SleeplessinSoCal Yesterday #50
What isn't...? regnaD kciN Yesterday #51
Drunken rapist man baby. Irish_Dem Yesterday #52
Where should I start? greatauntoftriplets Yesterday #53
The man is totally fucking deranged and out of his mind and brainwashed by Fox? Initech Yesterday #54
He was FOX anchor so that makes sense MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #71
He needs a big glass tumbler full of warm whiskey. Swede Yesterday #55
He is a man out of his time. Aussie105 Yesterday #57
... BlueWaveNeverEnd Yesterday #59
alcoholic and psychopath vapor2 Yesterday #60
Everything wrong about Hegseth adds up to the ideal GOP candidate for 2028. thought crime 22 hrs ago #63
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