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21. They put out a "statement" from a "White House Doctor"
Mon Mar 2, 2026, 04:15 PM
9 hrs ago

This statement was not written by Dr. Barbabella



The hint that this statement might not have actually been written by Dr Barbabella is that in it, he says that the medication was “prescribed by the White House Doctor”. He’s the WH Doctor.

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"Crusty Rash" shall be his new nickname. So what if it's juvenile..n/t LeftinOH 11 hrs ago #1
"Crusty the Clown" Diamond_Dog 11 hrs ago #4
LOLOL City Lights 8 hrs ago #25
I immediately thought of a lot of things I'd LIKE to do to his neck... Moostache 11 hrs ago #2
Was that from sticking his head up his ass? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 11 hrs ago #3
Yo_Mama,, YOU'RE THE BEST! some_of_us_are_sane 10 hrs ago #14
Probably... 2naSalit 9 hrs ago #18
I'm about his age and I'm going to the multigraincracker 11 hrs ago #5
He's preparing to shed his skin-suit. His breed molts every 80 years. Midnight Writer 11 hrs ago #6
Well if the hand bruise is from shaking hands too much... MiHale 11 hrs ago #7
Ha! 2naSalit 9 hrs ago #19
It's the mark of the beast RoadRunner 11 hrs ago #8
Shingles? Happy Hoosier 11 hrs ago #9
I'm told blood thinners can cause a shingles attack. Blood thinner would also explain the bruising. Midnight Writer 5 hrs ago #30
The skin on the back of his neck never gets any ventilation... 3catwoman3 11 hrs ago #10
His ear remains remarkably intact suegeo 10 hrs ago #11
Can syphilis rashes appear at that location? FascismIsDeath 10 hrs ago #12
I really wish it was a fatal condition and TSF will always be crusty Niagara 10 hrs ago #13
That's his head. Swede 10 hrs ago #15
Cool! no_hypocrisy 10 hrs ago #16
Perhaps at a failed Autoerotic Asphyxiation attempt? AStern 10 hrs ago #17
Rug burn? 2naSalit 9 hrs ago #20
They put out a "statement" from a "White House Doctor" LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #21
The rash-like injury was also visible last Friday when Trump traveled to Texas LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #22
Grayscale Deep State Witch 8 hrs ago #23
See my possible explanation in a reply to another post Emrys 8 hrs ago #24
Scabies IcyPeas 8 hrs ago #26
Ye gods... buzzycrumbhunger 7 hrs ago #27
I'm sure it's just Melania giving him a hickey Rhiagel 7 hrs ago #28
Oh, that's easy bbrady42 6 hrs ago #29
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