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WestMichRad

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13. How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa?

Tue Feb 24, 2026, 10:54 AM

Yesterday

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help, no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go…

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What song should be played as tRump walks down to the podium? Mine is "I'm a Loser" What is yours? [View all] debm55 Yesterday OP

The "Benny Hill" theme. Ocelot II Yesterday #1

HAHAHAHAHHA. Good one, Ocelot II debm55 Yesterday #2

"Loser" is good. I'm more angry today, so my thoughts went to Bee Gees early song about the guy hlthe2b Yesterday #3

Thank you very very much for your choice. hithe2b. I remember that song. debm55 Yesterday #5

"Liar" by the Rollins Band Efilroft Sul Yesterday #4

HAHAHAH. Thank you, Efilroft Sul. That is very fitting. debm55 Yesterday #7

Beatles' "Nowhere Man" Walleye Yesterday #6

HAHAHAHHAha. Great selection, Walleye. debm55 Yesterday #8

Or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" if we could make it happen Walleye Yesterday #10

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Walleye. debm55 Yesterday #12

This one right here, Deb. LuckyCharms Yesterday #9

Lucky, it is not working for me. debm55 Yesterday #15

Click on "Watch on YouTube" Deb. LuckyCharms Yesterday #39

Thank you very much Lucky Charms. debm55 Yesterday #42

Bach Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor The Madcap Yesterday #11

HAHAHHAHHA Thank you very much, The Madcap. debm55 Yesterday #16

How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa? WestMichRad Yesterday #13

Excellent choice. WestMichRad. debm55 Yesterday #18

Hit the Road, Jack by Ray Charles The Blue Flower Yesterday #14

Terrific choice. The Blue Flower. Thank you for your suggestion. debm55 Yesterday #19

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth Shermann Yesterday #17

Wow, Thank you very much for your choice, Shermann. Excellent choice. debm55 Yesterday #20

Lots of excellent themes here Trailrider1951 Yesterday #21

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA. I love it. Thank you very much for sharing, Trailrider1951 debm55 Yesterday #22

That was my first thought too! OhioBlue Yesterday #132

I'm not too particular about the song EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #23

Thank you EYESORE 9001. for sharing with us. Went to the link . see what you mean. debm55 Yesterday #24

Just a solo tuba making strained, grunting fart sounds Blue Owl Yesterday #25

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHA That is funny, Blue Owl. debm55 Yesterday #28

"Dies Ire" from Verdi's Requiem. Ocelot II Yesterday #26

HAHAHH. Thank you for the great selection. Ocelot II debm55 Yesterday #29

Send in the clowns Jerry2144 Yesterday #27

HAHAHAHHHAHHA. That you, Jerry 2144 for that great selection. A clown for sure. debm55 Yesterday #33

The Kid Rock Pedo song: I LIKE THEM UNDERAGE Chasstev365 Yesterday #30

Oh my, Yes, that would be perfect for the Pedo in Chief. Thank you, Chasstev365. debm55 Yesterday #35

Oh my. wnylib Yesterday #70

The Party's Over malaise Yesterday #31

Terrific, Thank you very much for that spot on song, malaise. debm55 Yesterday #37

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa. Sneederbunk Yesterday #32

HAHHAHAHAH, I was going to post that. Wonderful choice, Sneederbunk, Thank you . debm55 Yesterday #38

.... to the funny farm.... n/t legallyblondeNYC Yesterday #120

Thank you very much, legallyblondNYC debm55 Yesterday #123

Chain Gang The Wizard Yesterday #34

HAHAHHAAHHAHA, I hope. Thank you very much, The Wizard. for sharing with us. debm55 Yesterday #45

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! DBoon Yesterday #36

Terrific, Great song for the tRump. Thank you sharing, DBoon, It fits him perfectly. debm55 Yesterday #46

"If I only had a brain " from The Wizard of Oz surfered Yesterday #40

HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHE, So true, Thank you surfered for sharing with us. debm55 Yesterday #47

Radiohead - Creep AZJonnie Yesterday #41

Thank you very much, AZJonnie. great choice. I meant the Beatles song. debm55 Yesterday #48

Every Breath You Take by The Police MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #43

HAHHAHHHAH. Great one, MustLoveBeagles. debm55 Yesterday #50

Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire. boonecreek Yesterday #44

Thank you very much, boonecreek for sharing your great choice. debm55 Yesterday #54

Breaking the Law by Judas Priest Johonny Yesterday #49

Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #52

Thank you very much, Johonny for your choice of songs. Excellent. debm55 Yesterday #55

How can I miss you when you won't go away? Loryn Yesterday #51

Oh my, how very true. Thank you, very much for your choice. Loryn. Wish he would go away. debm55 Yesterday #53

I'll think of a rendition Mr Hicks did in Houston musette_sf Yesterday #65

You're So VainCarly Simon pandr32 Yesterday #56

Great choices, pandr32. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Yesterday #57

"I'm running the USA ha ha ha!!!!!!" DFW Yesterday #58

OMG that is sooooo funny, Thank you very much, DFW. debm55 Yesterday #71

I made that one almost TEN years ago! DFW 8 hrs ago #165

Psycho Killer. AloeVera Yesterday #59

Thank you very much, AloeVera, for sharing. Sad but very true. debm55 Yesterday #74

Popped into my mind instantly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls Polly Hennessey Yesterday #60

I know, Polly Hennessey. We are in a shameful mess. Thank you for your choice. debm55 Yesterday #79

"Liar" by Queen Midnight Writer Yesterday #61

Agree, Thank you, very much, Midnight Writer. Great selection debm55 Yesterday #76

Creep dlilafae Yesterday #62

Agree. dillafae. The Creep in Chief. Than you for your selection. debm55 Yesterday #81

Something about viewing a river Norbert Yesterday #63

Thank you very much, Norbert for sharing your choice with us. debm55 Yesterday #82

The Fool on the Hill: Literally Capitol Hill! Chasstev365 Yesterday #64

Terrific choice. Thank you very much, for sharing with us. Chasstev365 debm55 Yesterday #86

Don't care, I ain't watching. I don't want to ruin my dinner. demosincebirth Yesterday #66

Great answer. Thank you demosincebirth. debm55 Yesterday #84

Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (perofrmed by The Beatles Ping Tung Yesterday #67

HAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much for sharing your choice, Ping Tung. debm55 Yesterday #87

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" wnylib Yesterday #68

HAHHAHHHAHHHAHH. That is funny , Thank you so much for sharing your choice with us, wnylib. debm55 Yesterday #89

The Kinks - "State of Confusion" Mordred Yesterday #69

Thank you very much, Mordred, for sharing your choice with us. "State of Confusion" is so right. debm55 Yesterday #72

A Fool Such As I Zambero Yesterday #73

You got that right, Zambero. Thank you for your great choice. debm55 Yesterday #91

Funeral March? WiVoter Yesterday #75

Thank you very much for your selection, WiVoter. debm55 Yesterday #93

You're Welcome! WiVoter Yesterday #100

In the Eyes of an Angel Traildogbob Yesterday #77

You are so right, Traildogbob. It is a crime. debm55 Yesterday #94

Hail to the Thief (n/t) PJMcK Yesterday #78

Thank you very much PJMcK for sharing with us. That is very true. debm55 Yesterday #96

Talking Heads Mz Pip Yesterday #80

You got that right, Thank you Mz Pip. debm55 Yesterday #97

You hit it perfectly MuseRider Yesterday #83

Thank you very much, MuseRider. debm55 Yesterday #101

Scandal's "Goodbye to You" Grim Chieftain Yesterday #85

Thank you very much for sharing with us, Grim Chieftain. debm55 Yesterday #106

A Funeral Dirge peggysue2 Yesterday #88

Excellent idea. Thank you very much for sharing with us, peggysue2. debm55 Yesterday #107

Not particular. Anything by Bad Bunny would work for me Raven123 Yesterday #90

Thank you very much, Raven123 for sharing with us. I agree, That would be great. debm55 Yesterday #108

Highway to Hell - AC/DC Bob in the Land Yesterday #92

Thank you very much for your choice and your kind words to me, Bob in the Land. debm55 Yesterday #113

Die! Die! My Darling MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #95

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much, MorbidButterflyTat. I like the second version with A-Hole debm55 Yesterday #114

"The Fool on the Hill" Conjuay Yesterday #98

Excellent. Thank you for sharing, Conjuay. Very good. debm55 Yesterday #122

"Golden Slumbers". debm55 Yesterday #99

Lunatic Fringe Endlessmike56 Yesterday #102

Thank you very much for sharing, Endlessmike56. debm55 Yesterday #124

Crypt Jam by The Crypt Keeper Keepthesoulalive Yesterday #103

HAHAHAHhahah. Thank you very much for sharing with us, Keepthesoulalive. debm55 Yesterday #127

A tuba that plays two notes of a tritone sakabatou Yesterday #104

HAHAHAHHAHHAHA. Thank you very much sakabatou. debm55 Yesterday #126

Iron Maiden, "The Number of the Beast" GCG Yesterday #105

Thank you very much for sharing with us. GCG debm55 Yesterday #147

When Will You Die? They Might Be Giants Coventina Yesterday #109

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA Thank you very much Coventina . Love it. debm55 Yesterday #148

I Fought the Law Nanuke Yesterday #110

Stewie on the Tuba (from Family Guy) QueerDuck Yesterday #111

Dropkick Murphys "First Class Loser" DinahMoeHum Yesterday #112

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! LogDog75 Yesterday #115

Kesha - Dinosaur Tasmanian Devil Yesterday #116

Cult of Personality Deep State Witch Yesterday #117

YMCA on continuous loop HappyH Yesterday #118

American Idiot by Green Day senseandsensibility Yesterday #119

The chorus to Fleetwood Mac's "Little Lies", which goes "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies ..." sinkingfeeling Yesterday #121

Perfect. Thank you sinkingfeeling for sharing your choice. debm55 Yesterday #146

I love It by Icona Pop lame54 Yesterday #125

Thank you very much, lame54. for sharing your choice with us. debm55 Yesterday #128

This one Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #129

Thank you very much, Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin. A song for The Chief Looney Tune. debm55 Yesterday #136

March to the Scaffold La Coliniere Yesterday #130

Thank you very much, La Coliniere. It has that French touch of Revolultion about it. debm55 Yesterday #131

What he bdamomma Yesterday #133

YES, Thank you, for bdamomma. He did it "My Way"----------- debm55 Yesterday #134

"Where You Are" by John Summit and HAYLA jmowreader Yesterday #135

HAHAHAHAHAH. I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing your choice with us. jmowreader. debm55 Yesterday #139

American Idiot works for me. nt City Lights Yesterday #137

Works for me too. Thank you very much, City Lights for sharing. debm55 Yesterday #138

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Still Waters Yesterday #140

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Thank you Still Waters. for your choice. debm55 Yesterday #145

Bowie, I'm Afraid Of Americans, and MerryBlooms Yesterday #141

Excellent. thank you for your choices, Merry Blooms. debm55 Yesterday #142

Take good care, deb 🥰 MerryBlooms 19 hrs ago #164

Entry of the Gladiators sarisataka Yesterday #143

IMG, For the Entry of the Gladiators. tRump comes down the runway in a small clown car , when it reaches the podium , debm55 Yesterday #144

You're Sixteen by Ringo or Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Rhiagel Yesterday #149

Young girl Dear_Prudence 22 hrs ago #152

I used to like that song as a preteen. It was done by the Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Little did I know that as a 5 debm55 21 hrs ago #158

Thank you very much, Rhiagel. I remember those songs. I was 5 when my grandmother did the finger rape for a year while debm55 21 hrs ago #161

I'd go with old school Spike Jones, instrumental version would be fine NotASurfer 23 hrs ago #150

Thank you for sharing , NotASurfer. Great instrumental. debm55 21 hrs ago #156

The Who: Behind Blue Eyes Hassler 23 hrs ago #151

Excellent choice, Hassler, And so true. debm55 21 hrs ago #155

Nowhere Man mobeau69 22 hrs ago #153

Yes he is. Thank you very much. mobeau69. for sharing with us debm55 21 hrs ago #154

Three little fishes creon 21 hrs ago #157

Liar. DEbluedude 21 hrs ago #159

Thank you for sharing with us, DEbluedude. I remember that song. And it fits totally. debm55 21 hrs ago #160

Jailhouse Rock Emile 21 hrs ago #162

Thank you very much for your choice, Emile. Excellent choice, my friend. debm55 20 hrs ago #163