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Abolishinist

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59. You're apparently unaware that doG does, in fact, happen to be against toothpaste!

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:59 AM

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In a preview of his forthcoming immortality cookbook, the bondservant of Christ John warned about the dangers of toothpaste. The man of God said that toothpaste used first thing in the morning right after waking becomes a daily numbing input, targeting the nerve-rich area under the tongue, disrupting body chemistry, dulling spiritual sensitivity, and weakening dream recall.

You see, under your tongue controls your entire system. 100% of your nervous system. The strongest version of your nerves are found underneath your tongue. So you know what you did? You take a chemical and you start it fuels and messes up your entire nervous at your tongue.

Check out this video at 4:28, it will change your morning routine!

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