With the new "Hospital Ship" missive, I'm calling it: We're closing in on a "Berlin Basement" situation at this point [View all]

Mango Mussolini's FTD and pathological NPD have finally spiraled into an uncontrolled tornado. He's in the Oval barking at staffers on loan from Miller and Lutnick cause they drew the short end of stick on the babysitting duties tonight, manically babbling about moving metaphoric armored divisions (ones that were wiped out a month ago) from one front to another, hopped up on addy lines and Diet Cokes, sweating profusely.

"Sir, Yes Sir! We'll release an official notice about sending a Hospital Ship to Greenland right away, Sir!" chant the sycophants, knowing full well it's past time to start kissing up to JD!

"Call and tell the Louisiana governor he's going to be on it, whatever his name is! And tell ELON I need a cool AI pic of a BIG hospital ship, big as you've ever seen! Tell him to use his grok and make it look STRONG! He'll know what that means!"

"Governor Landry, sir, and yes sir!"

(snickering) *omfg this guy is so gone*

Not saying it'll have the same final outcome as Berlin, but I am saying maybe he's that far gone