Tariff relief brings joy to penguin nations [View all]

On his liberation day announcement, our moron president held a list of nations that would soon succumb to his tariffs, like it or not. Included were a few places with little or no people, including an island nation or two with only penguins. Seriously!

After yesterday's SCOTUS ruling, the penguins issued a statement:

"We are relieved and can go back to our business of standing around aimlessly and not having any idea of what is coming out of the White House. Much like our MAGA friends."