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NICKNAMES Trump is MOST LIKELY to pick for his former friends, the Supreme Court [View all]
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| Roberts? I call him John SLOB-erts. Because he's a slob. Begged me for his job, even though I wasn't president at the time. | |
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| ALITO? Well, he DID vote for my tariffs, but to be fair, Sam the Scam Alito. Like the guys who sang Woolly Bully. Those guys. | |
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| Clarence Thomas. He DID say I had discretionary powers, even though they don't supercede Congress. So let's go with Clarence Bo Barrence. | |
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| Amy Coney Barrett? Too easy, Amy Conjob Barrett, but I need to find a way to fit "RINO" in there. Ooops, I pooped. JARED! Get in here! | |
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| Ketanji Brown Jackson...wait. Is that even a real name? Come on, you're pulling my leg. OK, Ketanji CLOWN Jackson. Damn, I'm good. | |
2 (40%) |
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| Neil Gorsuch? Easy one. Neil You're Such A RINO. HA HA HA HA., oh, FUCK, I am the funniest guy on two legs. | |
0 (0%) |
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| Elena Kagan? How's this. "Elena OK. gon' ask President Trump to autograph my copy of "Art of the Deal." Because you know she has one. | |
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| Bret Kavanaugh. Ah, a boy who likes to grab the ladies as much as me. He's too much like a son to me. I can't. What a patriot. | |
2 (40%) |
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| Sonia Sotomayor. Oh, come on now. She's really a justice? How come I've never heard of her? Did she vote for me? | |
1 (20%) |
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