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Traildogbob

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52. Impossible feat.

Sat Feb 14, 2026, 12:30 PM

Feb 14

Like being lost in the wilderness for 6 weeks, eating twigs and grubs to survive, then rescued and all you are allowed is one box of two dozen home made still warm chocolate chip cookies and you can only choose one cookie. The Choice given here is just worse than that. And two dozen would not scratch the itch in either scenario.

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Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick? [View all] Chasstev365 Feb 13 OP

Good list! I agree completely... Rhiannon12866 Feb 13 #1

Somehow, some way.............. MyOwnPeace Feb 13 #16

Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon Rhiannon12866 Feb 13 #17

Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring..... MyOwnPeace Feb 13 #18

I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.") ColoringFool Feb 13 #2

Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph Orrex Feb 13 #4

To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂 ColoringFool Feb 13 #6

But then the joke doesn't work. Orrex Feb 13 #43

Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others? Orrex Feb 13 #3

I like how you think! WestMichRad Feb 13 #8

1. Vought Ars Longa Feb 14 #61

Decent list but don't forget FalloutShelter Feb 13 #5

Why stop at five? (n/t) PJMcK Feb 13 #7

Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick. Buns_of_Fire Feb 13 #9

Solid list SunImp Feb 13 #10

bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn rampartd Feb 13 #11

This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks! Chasstev365 Feb 13 #12

Add: Kash Patel lamp_shade Feb 13 #13

Karma will deal with the rest of them. ProudMNDemocrat Feb 13 #14

Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr. mvd Feb 13 #15

Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura Johonny Feb 13 #19

Don't forget Melania, and moonscape Feb 14 #50

Subtract Nutlick ABC123Easy Feb 13 #20

Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees? Mister Ed Feb 13 #21

Maybe a top ten? 2naSalit Feb 13 #22

We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage. Efilroft Sul Feb 13 #23

GMTA! Buns_of_Fire Feb 14 #59

Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them. lark Feb 13 #24

Only 5? Oh my! Totally Tunsie Feb 13 #25

TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF. Sneederbunk Feb 13 #26

I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous. Ocelot II Feb 13 #27

How many can we send to a mental hospitol? doc03 Feb 13 #28

Forensic Ward RockCreek Feb 14 #54

There's plenty of room in detention centers bucolic_frolic Feb 13 #29

All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker. walkingman Feb 13 #30

Rubio. Kid Berwyn Feb 13 #34

My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them! unblock Feb 13 #31

List rso Feb 13 #32

Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025 Kid Berwyn Feb 13 #33

Those five are a great start Roc2020 Feb 13 #35

#2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison. flvegan Feb 13 #36

If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life. Scrivener7 Feb 13 #37

All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt allegorical oracle Feb 13 #38

Perfect list for a start! Quanta Feb 13 #39

You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead misanthrope Feb 13 #40

Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater? misanthrope Feb 13 #41

Great reference Chasstev365 Feb 13 #42

Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard LudwigPastorius Feb 13 #44

DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"! Jack Valentino Feb 13 #45

I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count? FascismIsDeath Feb 13 #46

Musk poses a far greater risk to humanity than Lutnick misanthrope Feb 14 #47

Rubio, Miller. Noem, Hegseth, Kavanaugh BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 14 #48

Is there anyone that wouldn't have Miller in the top 5 ? JI7 Feb 14 #49

miller, vought, vance, bondi, and rfk TBF Feb 14 #51

Impossible feat. Traildogbob Feb 14 #52

My Easy Picks.... pdxflyboy Feb 14 #53

I'll take five... sakabatou Feb 14 #55

If Miller could be added more than once, otherwise BluenFLA Feb 14 #56

No way! redwitch Feb 14 #57

This is a start, but AFTER Shitler is strung up or is dead anyway Jilly_in_VA Feb 14 #58

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Feb 14 #60